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Not today Justin

shark vs the universe
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@catboybiologist have you seen this yet? If yes, see it again.
I have, but yes I am delighted. And considering getting one for The Beast's indoor enclosure. I always feel bad when conditions aren't right to let him in his full outdoor pen, so adding more enrichment to his indoor spot would probably be a good idea
Please tell him I love him.
incredible sounds happening here
This is what we call An Argument
An Argument/Game
He is the greatest helper
eat an entire can of sweetened condensed milk. you deserve it.
(sigh) okay... (CRUUEEENNNCH....) (SCREEEEEENCH...) owie.. (CRUUEEENCH)
this is one of the most rewarding things about posting self care tips on this site. witnessing people's lives getting better in real time. this is why I post

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Not sure got to feel when the hobby book says this should only take an hour but it took me 5 hours.
1. Hobby books are often written by the same people who think you can caramelize onions in 5 minutes
2. Hobby books are even more often written by people who don't have or are actively neglecting their partners/full-time jobs/pets/children/household maintenance.
3. Hobby books are often written by people with ADHD, and an hour in ADHD hyperspace is like 2-7 hours for everyone else, including other ADHD people who are not currently in the zone.
4. Hobby books are written by people who, when told by an editor to add in how long it will take, just make shit up
5. If you're doing something for the first time, you're going to take way, way longer to do it than someone who's had years of practice. Maybe it does only take an hour IF YOU'VE BEEN DOING IT FOR TEN YEARS. Think about how long it took you to make idk your first excel spreadsheet vs how long it takes now
To actually answer your question: proud. You should feel proud, because you made something, AND you did so while learning a brand-new skill! Go you!!
May I ask what the Allegedly-One-Hour project was? Both because I like hearing about what my friends are doing and I want to see how wildly inaccurate the listed time scope is.
give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you
I swear to God I am so tired of this meme. You guys need to leave Wonderwall alone, seriously by now you should’ve somehow realized what you gotta do
my friend asked if i was gonna stop laughing at wonderwall jokes.
i said maybe
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pasta by why you should have a cat
@makimaism-leninism
Duck growth from day 1 to day 45
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#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)
My grandfather got the GI bill after the war and decided to become a chemist. He was a year into his degree when he spilled something on himself in the lab. The way he told it, he watched whatever it was start to dissolve the leather apron he was wearing, thought about what it might be doing to his lungs, and after calmly removing the apron, became an architect instead. I think chemists are Like That because the sane ones all self-selected out of the pool.

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Six flags commercial from 2004 you most likely forgot about.
Nobody who has seen this has ever forgotten about it.
I want you to know that when I'm trying to avoid crises I have taken to saying "don't get ideas, just let me do my job. THIS IS DEALS" at the sky.
Also, please have a cat. If Penny asks about the eye, she got hurt on that side and her eye healed okay but now there's a scar so it looks kinda funny.
PIRATE CAT!
(Also yes this is deals)
Brb, adding "pirate queen" to the list of Phoebe's nicknames...
Gulmp.
“bits to use in everyday conversations”

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we tipped her well dw. best waitress ever 🍒