We all wanna be somebody

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need better friends

"there's no platonic explanation for this" some of y'all need to be better friends

redstonedust AND biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist are aromantic??? are all the famous tumblrinas aromantic??

My favorite thing about these posts, especially with bgp, is that someone roasts them and they respond

I HAVE BEEN NOTHING BUT NICE TO YOU PEOPLE

hadestown….

If you want to write in the classic high fantasy mould, you don't have to be hung up on food specifically, but there must be some very mundane thing you're prepared to cultivate a sincere interest in and describe in excruciating detail every single time it comes up. Clothing. Furniture. Architecture. It doesn't work without it.

(The trick is, it needs to be something you can touch or hold. If you're infodumping about trade routes, you've crossed the line into the venerable "worldbuilding bible with a fantasy story stapled to the side of it" genre, which often overlaps with classic high fantasy but is not identical with it!)

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

becoming homophobic because when two characters in a scene have the same pronouns you have to say their names one william times

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