You're so hot

For the love of GOD turn the volume on

every time I fumble w my phone’s charger cable I think about emailing steven moffat a pipe bomb

so bECAUSE OF THE UPDATE I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID HOMESTUCK AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “IT UPDATED??!?” AND THEN HE READ THE UPDATE ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT HUSSIE UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD 

people just don’t lie like this on this website anymore we’ve forgotten our culture

Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink

Shout out to the USA for pissing Canadians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7

#Tits moderate firm yet jiggly like a third kind of tofu

brucie baby lore

Official silly sign

the elephant in the room is actually really important for the feng shui of the place so i’d appreciate it if you left it alone

This is so sweet and pure. Lol.

I’m crying. I’m also rooting for the Blues now.

@kvnbksa have you seen the updates?

I love when he says “I want the jersey of someone who’s literally the worst” and Tarasenko is like “This is my moment”

This gets better every time I see it.

What a feel good story. Love it.

holy shit. This is the coolest thing I’ve seen today.

Color theory is a real sumbitch

thinking two characters have had sex does not equal shipping at all… i dont have to like it i just know it happened