AJ Vincent

we do not need midnight sun. we need a twilight book from robert pattinson's pov

Rob’s biography

My favorite lifehack is I’m never too polite to take leftovers from any event. “Please take leftovers,” the hostess says, and everyone diffidently murmurs something about the size of their fridge, but I am already sweeping an entire basket of bagels into my tote bag. I gather there may be some unspoken rule of upperclass etiquette that stands in people’s way but listen. Break free of your chains

pro tip: tell people that ur “committed to reducing food waste“ and not only will they not judge u, but you will be seen as conforming to upperclass etiquette

#i could write an essay about how the perceived class of those accepting free food directly correlates with other’s reactions #discovering the term ‘food waste’ suddenly turns people from scroungers to planet savers #and it’s all the damn same thing #if you take free food because you need it you’re seen as a scrounger #if you take it to reduce food waste you’re a god damn hero

I’ll never forget the time I asked for a box after me and an SO went to dinner with his family, and his dad said something about it being tacky and I was like I’M POOR, ASSHOLE

Lol I used to work at target and know for a fact that that’s literally one aisle sandwiched between several containing several an array of bland white dolls why would you fake a struggle like this?? It’s so flawed 😩😂

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White girls are so pathetic

And…there’s absolutely no reason she couldn’t’ve bought one of those for her cousin, anyway? (I mean, no reason beyond “that cousin is probably being raised just like her and would do terrible things to the doll”)

i found this post on facebook this morning and went to My Generation to tally their dolls by skin color just to see how absolutely out of proportion the OP was blowing things. they have 106 dolls total on target’s website. 87 of these dolls are white. 46 of those white dolls are blonde. counting all their total dolls of color, you get 19 (and that’s being generous and tallying any exceptionally tan ones). only one of these dolls resembles someone east asian. so yeah, this lady only found 8 dolls (two of which are from seperate brands) and she’s still steamed when the brand she was looking at has 87 white dolls for her racist ass to choose from.

This post went in 200 different directions

I’ve got whiplash. Also fucking BuzzFeed was the one who called it out? What reality is this?

Buzzfeed actually frequently breaks stories. Buzzfeed News is legit investigative journalism funded by the rest of Buzzfeed.

When you see something that gives you a strong positive or negative emotion, investigate it. It’s almost always manipulation.

The internet was a mistake

frisk is just a fucking baby. and everyone just monologues at them

no notes baby frisk

reblog for that last bit to save a life

Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you’re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?  

Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it’s one of the reasons they have axes; it’s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don’t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.

Sharing for all the safety items!!

Informative. Please share!

If you’re looking for the name of the first tool, the long one you jam between the doorknob and the floor, it’s called a Door Buddy! It’s super easy to use and store away, my roommates and I had one

If kinetic energy can be converted to thermal energy, how hard do I need to slap a chicken to cook it?

Magnificent

dumb bi idiot blunders her way into the harem route without even realizing it

Especially Fallout 3 ghouls like, they’re a few miles away