can I get uhhh-

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

Please stay

I didn't google it i duckduckwent it

Im fucking addicted to blanket

I just thought 'oh man at least labubus didn't overlap with nfts' and the wave of relief that washed over me was so potent I felt dizzy

Gatekeeping is so good and important

What's she saying in the photo

done healing my inner child. next up is my inner teen. her highness demands a sword.

we are the daughters of the women you couldn’t sell to one direction

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

king

King

“Pack it up boys we’ve made a social blunder” is the funniest sentence I’ve ever read 😭😭😭😭😭

balls fuctional having "Hey" I like nice said testicular the torsion wizard

My manager was in the break room with me and she said 'I don't ever remember oranges being THIS hard to peel' and I just responded 'they're making them harder to peel' without thinking and she looked and me and said. Why?

never stop being a good person because of bad people