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Denver Barkey being on absolutely nobody’s list of Top Flyers prospects expect Danny Fucking Briere, who knew from the start. Denver Barkey who showed up to camp and dragged all his playoff baby flyers friends because they’re supposed to show how bad they want it and it’s always about showing how bad you want it. That’s how you get picked even in the third round, even after everyone who’s taller but not BETTER than you goes first. It’s how you get called up “for a weekend” and stay for the season because they see how good you are once you have the stage to show off. And you’re up and in the show and still all people on podcasts can say is how you aren’t ready and how your size is a liability. How still, after you played in playoffs and helped beat Pittsburgh, people make the lists of Top Prospects and you aren’t on them. Then, finally. 3 videos of skating at Dev Camp air and suddenly it’s all anyone can mention. How good you look on the ice. How confident and sure. People are finally saying this kid is the future, a leader(because you made sure to say it in every fucking interview they have you do). Finally, they’re talking about a kid who captained a memorial cup winning team like he’s a contender. Finally, they’re saying what he’s probably known the whole time.

their dull evil vibeless justin vs our beautiful charismatic talented olympian laila edwards

justin beiber brutally out speechmogged by laila edwards

SAN JOSE’S PRINCESS LAILA EDWARDS

Laila Edwards just murdered Justin Bieber in Buffalo, New York.

cant stop thinking about Jarvis and his friends as a willmack AU… where Mack still is an NHL player and Will is his private (but not a secret to friends and family) boyfriend. since they’re not publicly out, Will feels like he can’t support Mack the way the rest of the WAGs support their partners at games without it being suspicious and he’s so sad about it, especially since the sharks made the playoffs for the first time with Mack as their captain this year. meanwhile their friends cook up the best idea ever, they can all act like Mack’s WAGs in such an obnoxious and bro-y way, that no one will ever suspect that one of them is actually his real boyfriend. when they bring this idea up to Will and Mack, Will is hesitant because he worries it might bring negative attention to Mack as people might be suspicious that his friends aren’t just friends, but Mack and their friends convince him because they know Will wants to be able to support Mack more openly at games and also secretly wants a WAG jacket so bad. in this world instead of them DIYing their own WAG jackets, the WAGs, who know about WillMack, give all of them an official WAG jacket so Will will be able to wear one (of course his is a little more special than the rest of the guys, extra embroidery over the heart). their friends all try to act the most obnoxious and one up each other, being so over the top and exaggerated that Will completely flies under the radar.

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)

happy pride everyone