you can't win if you don't love each other

Chapter 2/3: I sing to you (15.4k) READ ON AO3

You’re laughing. Somewhere in South Boston there are (2) boybestfriends breathing into each other’s mouths while hard-launching a joint TikTok account and you’re laughing

will smith hockey literally needs to be cancelled for rpfing on main. doesn’t he know the players could see that

they’re not embarrassed about their friendship and how much they like each other and i think that’s so sweet. the problem is they really enjoy showing off the fact that they only ever fuck raw no condom no birth control no nothing and they must constantly make us aware of it

does will know that he’s currently out-gaying u-haul lesbians

the way we all silently agreed pre-pens game to not circulate the balcony video because of how insane it looked and they wouldn't act like that if they knew they were being filmed and now mack's just out here gnawing on will in public. posting joint hype edits to songs about raw sex. money bag emojis on a contract announcement rather than sharing the official org post. joint tiktok name (may she rest in peace). mike grier giggling about them moving in together.

well. i guess she does not rest in peace.

will's hand stitching their initials into a cumrag rn

tbh i think will and mack full on kissing would be less gay than whatever the fuck they got going on

i guess if they get married we know for sure that wills taking mack’s last name LMAO

will’s gay for pay and his price is 18.8 million