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oh hello delightful forest boar. why are you charging at me so fast

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crimsonclad

I saw a bumper sticker and thought “is that seductive Daffy Duck” and then when I looked closer I realized it was actually a fishing bumper sticker but also. also it is still very much seductive Daffy Duck???? somehow????????

ros-sauce

I'm imagining a fortune teller who's also a child so her idea of what a good fate is vs a terrible one isn't really in line with her clients at all

ros-sauce

Imagine u go to visit the oraclet (oracling?) and she tells u there's untold riches in your future and later it becomes very apparent that what she was predicting was you winning $20 from a lottery ticket

ros-sauce

She dismisses every wedding she predicts as a Terrible Fate because she thinks the kissing is cringe

killue

you have a headache because you have powers

dajo42

i quit cold turkey

quit what?

cold turkey

yeah but what did you quit

im telling you, i quit cold turkey

alcohol?

no i quit cold turkey

i wasnt offering, im trying to figure out what you quit

and im telling you i quit cold turkey

wait. you quit cold turkey?

yes i quit cold turkey

like the meat?

no i dont like it thats why i quit it

cold turkey?

no im gradually weaning myself off it

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seven-winged-liar

everyone always surprised when you can learn bits of information about them from the characters they make... dearly beloved. you took a lump of clay with no form and shaped it with your hands and thought you wouldn't leave fingerprints? what hubris! you leave scraps of yourself in everything you make. sometimes it's a lot more than scraps but just for you i'll pretend i didn't notice

Everything that's ever been written is political it's impossible to write without your own personal biases filtering through into the words it's political it's political it's always been political

#media literacy #writing

vedajuno

Ah, yes, I see you’ve taken notice of the fine knight I keep dangling in a big gilded cage above my evil throne. Quite the pretty little ornament the would be savior makes, wouldn’t you agree~?

What? No, it IS a big cage. That’s- it’s the standard size for a knight’s cage I’m pretty sure. NO I’m not going to invest in 500 square feet of dungeon, it’s ONE knight! I’m pretty sure knights live in hovels in the wild anyways which is basically the same- Look, the cage is quite literally gilded. He loves the cage! He loves obediently preening in the cage! Yeah well, when you capture your own knight you can keep it in whatever size castle you want to, but this one’s mine. Especially since you’re so obviously jealous of me and my cute and awesome knight anyway.

mikimuun

He loves the cage!

daisywords

the plot chickens (becomes scared of its own premise)

rexalogy

bituin-describes

ID: A comic labeled with the date 11/4/2023. It begins with a small creature in the dark crying out, "I'm tiny, don't let me die, hold me, touch me, please protect me." Two large hands reach out, replying "Ok, I will."

The small creature clambers on, saying "Don't let go." They lie there a moment, cradled quietly in the figure's hands, then ask: "Do you like this? Do you like me?"

The figure holds them up higher, closer to their chest. "You're so limp. What sort of person would I be if I enjoyed this?" ED

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#stolen from tiktok #funny #hahah #haha #marriage #marriage hacks

#camera review #reviews #review #funny #lol #haha #donkey

Hey boss, just saw an edit of a blorbo i was obsessed with five years ago and haven't thought about in a while. yeah its serious. I think I'm gonna need the rest of the day off.

#blorbo from my shows #blorbo #why did i feel physically ill after seeing that #I still havent recovered #send help #dont wish this on my worse enemy ngl

Maladaptive daydreaming is soooo embarrassing. what do you mean I spend my entire day wanting to lay down so that I can make up fake scenarios about my blorbo. what do you mean i zone out constantly because im thinking about blorbo. "what are you thinking about-?" its blorbo again. its stupid blorbo.

#maladaptive daydreaming #blorbo from my shows #blorbo

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Last night I had a dream that I went to the grocery store to buy cabbage and tofu (one can only imagine I was planning on making spring rolls) and while I was in line there was a guy behind me who looked like Elon Musk so I turned to my friend and said "elon musk looks like he reeks of rat poison and compost" and then they guy behind me tapped my shoulder and handed me ID and was like "I *am* Elon Musk" and naturally I leaned in and sniffed him and said "omg im so so sorry you dont smell like rat poison and compost at all! you smell like fresh vomit." and then his head got super big and red and he started wailing and screaming on the ground like a toddler. so. anyway. idk i think that was a pretty good dream.

#elongated muskrat #elon musk #fuck elon #dream #nightmare???#idk tbh i dont want to have dreams about elon #but i made him cry so thats fun

ai-kalam

It will change it will change and it will keep on changing

It will change without you knowing. You will find yourself thinking that everything is the same that every day is just like the last and then you will look back and notice that the path you took every day over the yard has grown brown beneath your feet. You will look back and you will wonder, when did this change? How much time has passed? You will look back and you will wonder if there is a way to make it go back. You grab a packet of seeds and throw it over the brown spots. You water the seeds every day, willing the brown to turn green. But by the time you see spurts of green you will notice your feet have once again left a path of brown patches along the grass. You will look down and you will wonder how much time has passed. You will look down and realize there is no going back.

It will change it will change and it will keep on changing. And there is no going back.

ai-kalam

#inspired by this btw

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