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Oh yeah I forgot I was a shitty film photography blog now

Minolta x-700, Kodacolor 200. I developed and scanned it myself over the weekend.

#film photography #minolta #kodacolor 200

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sergal

would you still love me if i was a hulking mass of industrial machinery, so enormous that i seem to have no beginning or end, my purpose unclear and unknown?

agox

This is how I feel about commercial ships.

3liza

seattle breaking news

train horn stuck at interbay switching yard "bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" (this goes on indefinitely)

I tried scanning my negatives with my phone and doing the bare minimum of edits through the lomography.tools application, and... Neat!!

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Seattle Fisherman's Terminal

Mamiya RB67 Pro-SD

Cinestill 50D

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Kodak Gold 200

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Seattle Fisherman's Terminal

Mamiya RB67 Pro-SD

Cinestill 50D

#medium format #mamiya #seattle #boats

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Mamiya RB67 Pro-SD

Kodak Ektar 100

agox

FYI this is gonna be a poorly exposed photography blog now and I'm gonna be ｉｎｓｕｆｆｅｒａｂｌｅ

Mamiya RB67 Pro-SD

Kodak Ektar 100

#medium format #Mamiya #film photography

aristoteliancomplacency

Tumblr age test!

Do you know what the above thing is?

Yes. I remember them being used for their actual purpose.

Yes, from secondary sources. I have never seen them actually used.

I recognise it but don’t know what it’s for. I’ve just seen it used for… x, y, z

No.

Voting ended onJan 16

ms-demeanor

I have a physical, visceral memory of watching 15 of these get carefully swabbed for explosives residue then handed to me in a big loose pile at LAX in 2003 because they couldn't go through the x-ray scanner.

teaboot

yeah but never saw a white one before?? Why the hell would it be translucent???

agox

I think translucent is cheaper. The Kodak I buy comes with a black bottle, and the Lomo et al comes in translucent.

The film canister effectively blocks light. I think the little bottle is just there to keep dust out and protect the winding mechanism.

millionfish

i have midterms tomorrow and here i am

bexofalltrades

Happy 10 year to Ponyo loves Revolution

may we all live and love as a form of revolution for another 10 year

please-be-nice-im-sensitivee

wait is this the og? It’s perfect

lovers-reblogs

THE OG!!!

agox

How did you do on your midterms @millionfish ?

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knifefightscene

Been getting into caffeine lately… damn people really live with this much awake in them this whole time???

#I once had a coffee shop fill a 40oz thermos with light roast. I felt wonderful into the palpitations started

knifefightscene

Been getting into caffeine lately… damn people really live with this much awake in them this whole time???

talesfromtreatment

This was 30 minutes of surgery time

krakensdottir

adiantum-sporophyte

have received word that this is 'not cute' but instead 'mildly disturbing' because 'their tongues are hanging out and they look like they're dead'

talesfromtreatment

They are all recovering from anesthesia and sleeping off the sedatives and the tongues are out to help us monitor their mucous membrane color easier when we have that many to keep track of. The tongues also let us know when they're starting to wake up more because they pull it back into their mouth.

agox

My wife (human surgeon) tells me she can knock out one orchiectomy in 30 minutes, and it takes her so long because she has to do a good job closing. I think her words were "cat balls are so small, you could probably just use the Ligasure Mini and then staple... Boom, closed."

astrotheyge

why don’t you allamaraine count to four allamaraine then three more allamaraine if you see allamaraine you’ll come with me and maybe you’ll calm down

eightyonekilograms

On two different occasions now I’ve had a power outage where some of the lights and outlets in the house were working fine while others were dead. Evidently this happens because most houses get two of the three AC phases: your 220V appliances (assuming you’re in the US) get both, while for the 110V outlets and lights, they just divide up the two phases approximately evenly.

It seems crazy that just one phase could go down, but it’s happened to me twice now so evidently not.

agox

They do this with a center tapped transformer. You have a transformer (usually a big gray can, usually on a power pole on your street) stepping the distribution voltage down to 220V. Three legs come off of that, that as far as you can tell look like +110V, -110V, and neutral (but it's AC, so the + and - lines swap signs 60 times per second).

Has your power company come out to check out the problem? I bet it's really specific to you and your neighbors, and might be a faulty piece of equipment they can fix.

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contemptible-scoundrel

is high jump kicking peoples dogs punk

lord-of-the-noodles

no, to punk is to love

contemptible-scoundrel

I love to high jump kick peoples dogs

drlombriz

won’t a high jump kick miss most dogs? they’re usually kinda low to the ground

contemptible-scoundrel

whats not clicking

fieropasto-deactivated20210613

may have found the funniest possible thing ever in this essay on medieval sex laws im reading hold on

fieropasto-deactivated20210613

From Law, Sex, and Christian Society in Medieval Europe by James A. Brundage

wizardshark

This is how tiktok users decide if you deserve to die or not

stereotype-embodier

Wait wait wait

You weren't allowed to be naked???

foone

every time I always want to write a program to do the flowchart for you (if you don't know, a lot of early programming is taught as flowcharts (or at least used to be), so there's a natural flowchart->computer program connection already in my mind)

like it could ask you the yes/no questions, then you enter the date and it calculates if it's one of these dates when it's sin. and it'd be a fun research thing, you know? to go look up what exactly the rules are around those dates. it could be like an apple II program, since it's very simple.

plus you could hook it in with the penances for those sins! so it can also be used for reference. if you accidentally fucked your wife on a feast day, how bad as sin is that? do you gotta only eat bread and water for three years, stay off the ale for 6, and leave the country?¹ or do you just gotta stay on bread & water for a 100 days²?

but then sometimes you gotta realize that you're seriously considering writing BASIC software for Early Middle Ages catholic priests? based on a type of document that went out of favor IN THE TWELFTH CENTURY AD?

yeah I am. I just really like programming and religious miscellanea. this is awesome.

Penitential of Finnian (pdf link), what you gotta do if you kill your friend not out of hatred but because the devil made you do it.

Penitential of Cummean (link), what you gotta do if you puked somewhere and a dog ate it. Some other fun bits of Cummean: If a cleric fathers a child, they should do one year bread and water. Unless the child is a boy, then it's 7 years, get out the country, and no fucking! CHASTITY FOR SEVEN YEARS, CHURCHMAN! Speaking of clerics and not fucking: if a cleric "makes love to a woman [..] in his mind", that's 7 days penance on the bread and water. But if the reason it was only in your mind was because you asked her, and she said no? FORTY DAYS PENANCE, LOSER!

foone

wait. if I'm reading Cummean right, you get less penance for masturbating with a friend than on your own. if "boys of twenty years" masturbate together, it's 20/40 days penance. but if a man masturbates alone, it's 100 days. Huh. I wouldn't guess that hanging out together was the way to make your masturbation less sinful.

Those are first offenses, of course. there's like, a scale you go up if you repeat it.

Also, everyone's favorite "used to be huge, now fallen out of the zeitgeist" type of sex makes an appearance: Intercrural sex! (aka thighjobs). Here called "femoral masturbation", a wild term I've not seen before today.

They're mentioned so they can be not as bad as sodomy. a thighjob with your bro is 100 days, then a year each time you do it again.

While sodomy starts at a year, goes up to two, then three, and then "if it becomes a habit" (and sodomy so easily can become a habit), seven years! and "a method of penance shall be added according to the judgment of this priest". Zero idea what that'd be.

foone

they have a rule about what punishment there should be for if someone gives someone else a liquor "in which a mouse or a weasel is found dead". which seems a very specific situation to write down the rules for, but I don't know what it was like in 7th century Ireland. maybe this was a serious problem.

foone

I think you have to do a penance if you have (either a sex dream or a nocturnal emission, I'm not 100% sure), but only if it's "willingly". I'm not really sure what they mean by that but it's another wild idea.

(the penance is singing, obviously)

(well, singing AND bread and water, but BREAD AND WATER! is the standard penance around here)

foone

I was looking at Paenitentiale Umbrense in Latin and tossed it into google translate and got this:

"Likewise, he who commits this manly crime shall repent for four years"

I DON'T THINK ARCHBISHOP THEODORE OF CANTERBURY CIRCA 700 AD CALLED SODOMY A "MANLY CRIME", GOOGLE TRANSLATE!

foone

I scrolled past "in femoribus" too fast and thought it said "in femboys". Gonna start telling people that's what femoribus means in latin; femboy. yeah, if you fucked a femboy in 7th century ireland, the penance was a year of bread and water.

BTW I just LOVE how they said "in femoribus". This is a translation from 1938! They're too shy to explain what "in femoribus" means, because that was a thing back in british/US academia in the day: you didn't translate anything relating to homosexuality, so that only Educated Men could read about it. We can't have just anyone knowing about thighjobs, you see.

foone

"Of a wife who is a harlot, thus the same man explained"

I chimed in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?"

foone

first millenium germany had some wild problems

foone

I made the program:

💬 0 🔁 3 ❤️ 9 · from that thread about when you're allowed to have sex with your wife as an Early Middle Ages Catholic, I have written an A

foone

I tried to confirm some translation and the Vatican has some original manuscripts but they're a little hard to read

foone

the other version is in Beneventan script? I very can't read that.

foone

"He who is guilty of sodomy in its various forms shall do penance for four, three, or two years according to the nature of the offense."

they wouldn't translate the "three types of sodomy", but I can!

respectively they are:

Anal (four years)

Thighjob (three years)

Handjob/Masturbation (two years)

foone

BTW bestiality ("He who sins with a dog or with an animal") is two years.

So apparently dogfucking is worse than a handjob but better than a thighjob or anal.

(this is from The Synod of the Grove of Victory. Cummean says oral is 4 years, so the same as anal)

BTW I'm not randomly being up bestiality for homophobic reasons, that's literally the verse above Sodomy. The verse above that is momfucking (three years AND you gotta go on a perpetual pilgrimage)

foone

for reference, if a married man sees a naked woman, it's five days penance. unless he's in a bath with his wife and other women, and they all see each other, it's three days.

if an unmarried man sees a naked woman, it's only two days.

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