i'm with you til the end of the line

not to flex but i never saw la la land

she’s gonna get flagged

who

the nipple reading this

maybe if john green hadnt talked about cock being one of his favorite tastes we wouldn’t be in this big mess 🙄

I know Jeff Goldblum is the better part of this video but Bryce’s laugh is so anime hand face pose that I can’t believe it. She laughs like she’s at the peak of her abilities and my petty resistance to her might is nothing

That thing where dogs and cats will sigh deeply as if their life is truly an existential struggle, reblog if you agree

@agntromanov

the supreme confidence with which that person delivered the phrase “karma got its kiss for me” as if that’s a commonly used phrase we should all know is so fascinating to me. i hung back on making this post for so long because they had me convinced i was just dumb for never hearing it before

@ august please be a little gentle with me I’m so tired

me watching shrek