Livin' Life

#this looks more like an awkward sixth grade slow dance than it does hockey

Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance

#pure

appreciation post for girls with thick eyebrows

Appreciation post for girls with thick… no I shan’t say it…

This is genuinely one of my favourite videos on the fucking planet.

I’m terrified of what the original image might be

that comment made me realize how lucky some people can be. going your whole life ignorant of the zootopia abortion comic

The WHAT

i knew a surgeon and he once told me “nobodys insides look like how the textbooks say they will. you never know what you’re going to find in there once you open them up” and that was easily the most ominous thing anyone’s ever said to me

It's really the delay in the reaction

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

god i love reading about stupid drama in ancient greece. like there was an athlete named theagenes who was so good at every kind of athletic contest that when he died, one of his opponents would go to beat the shit out of a statue of him out of spite, but then one day the statue fell on the guy and killed him so the greeks took the statue to court for murder, convicted it, and threw it into the sea

actually i left out the best part of this story which is that a plague then struck and when people consulted the oracle at delphi she was like "well you've pissed of theagenes" so they had to go dig the statue back up out of the fucking water