What Do You Want Me To Say?

huh? boane

i was feeling silly at the gas station today so i said to the cashier that i’ll take my gas “to go” and i could see her imagining what it would be like to jump over the counter and strangle me to death

my mind palace is not up to code

tmi stands for tell me immediately

btw i will never forgive this site's "horses are scary and evil!" phase. horses are lovely and their big necks and heads are perfectly sized for hugging you.

you should also pet their snouts, because they're one of the softest, silkiest and best things in the world.

When a horse willingly comes to you, touches you with its muzzle and breathes out. One of life's delights.

i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong