bo "goncharov" peep

sorry I love this painfully mid media so much I could throw up

sorry but I cannot help but love ouat belle so much. she’s a hero she’s a scholar she’s the key to ending the ogre wars she was locked in a psychiatric ward for 28 years and didn’t age a day she reads mandarin and elvish she’s inexplicably australian and most of all she fucked that old man.

I was mugged by snow white and the seven dwarves the other day. six dwarves now, I suppose. kneed dipshit or dopey or whatever he was called in the eye socket so hard he died before his limp body hit the ground. they all scattered after that. I'll never forget how they wailed his name

random thought about a show i havent seen in years but the core premise of OUAT was so funny. Regina could’ve literally killed all of those people but instead she carefully crafted a bizarro world and meticulously gave everyone a little name and little job that accurately reflected their original life and made them all live out the same mediocre day over and over but like. she was the only person who knew that. girl you just put yourself in the endless torture vortex however you would’ve done numbers in the modern AU fic scene if given the chance i think

did we ever find out if regina picked out all the storybrooke names for her curse. sitting there for hours on fantasy behindthenames like well this should be a one to one I should call red riding hood ruby but for snow I should invoke the mother mary that exists in this world I’ve never been to and then also make it a two-first-names situation so she’s really giving little mormon girl

the most fucked up thing zelena ever did was rape/babytrap robin hood in order to ruin regina’s happiness. but the second most fucked up thing zelena ever did was threaten to name that baby Pistachio

oh, so when archie/the cricket kills someone's father he gets to become the embodiment of consciousness & the psychiatrist of the 'good guys', but when I, killian jones kills someone's father....

"My beautiful princess with a disorder" and they're referring to a man

WAIT, everyone reblog this with YOUR beautiful princess with a disorder

you know what? it’s been long enough i think we can admit that abc’s once upon a time was dumb as all shit and that’s why it fucks

a bad show? that's nothing? a good show? sure. but a bad show that, for a brief moment, becomes very good, and then never is again? that'll drive a person to madness