that was one of the shortest hospital stays of my life, but the highlight of the whole event is that i got the paramedics to read homestuck and listen to lemon demon.

John.

what's up?

this reads like a post i would see in 2014. i feel transported

ok but op how did this come about. were you so boring to treat that they asked for webcomic recommendations. did you promise to calm down if they recited your holy texts. what

i was stabbed a little and i thought if he read homestuck to me i'd fade out quicker. i'm kinda ugly so he agreed.

OP ARE YOU OK???? WHAT IS "A LITTLE"???

You see, this is the type of interaction that literally could not happen on any other website.

"Does The Way Christians Use Capitalized He/Him For God Count As A Neopronoun" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

I love the notes saying this femme knows exactly what she's doing and it's all part of her flirting technique. You get it.

best thing about tumblr is seeing pictures of Weird Creatures I’d never heard of before

Oh my goodness!! I’d never heard of it either, and am also delighted!