THIS WORLD IS MADE OF...

Black cilantro margaritas ladies!!!!

this morning i got a spam call that just played clown waiting music for a few seconds and then hung up on me. which really pissed me off a lot

looking for a job and hoping for a callback only to get clownrolled is insane

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

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That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

This is literally almost word for word what I used to say in high school to convince people I was straight. No one was even questioning me or cared I’d just start saying this out of nowhere to defend myself and everyone would look at me like girl…… whatever

funny as fuck that glados wanted a woman carnally and all she could think to do about it was neg her relentlessly about her weight you can tell she was put together by men

Cultivate your ability to see the world through stoner eyes even while sober

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

Just saw on Quora a guy asking if Poland was more German or Russian and every reply was a Polish guy detailing the ways they wanted to kill him