THIS WORLD IS MADE OF...

funny as fuck that glados wanted a woman carnally and all she could think to do about it was neg her relentlessly about her weight you can tell she was put together by men

Cultivate your ability to see the world through stoner eyes even while sober

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

Just saw on Quora a guy asking if Poland was more German or Russian and every reply was a Polish guy detailing the ways they wanted to kill him

This post came up in conversation once and I tried to google and find it but every variation on the caption I typed in made google hit me with their "hey man, maybe stop searching for racist memes" followed by 10,000 explicitly racist memes and, crucially, not this post. While I am glad this is a feature google has, it definitely did not help me find this post (which is not racist) but it did show me a lot memes (that were on purpose racist)

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

i wish men would die in schlocky horror movies in the same exploitative tits out gorefest way that they usually save for the women

The ominous temperature in this post is 3.5315π Rrad

we have a very healthy victim/abuser relationship, actually, thanks for asking

I am going to fuck this cartoon character . (pulls lever, machinery begins powering on)

literally my favorite kind of posts are ones that are like "i never see positivity posts for [group of people that society is built around catering toward]"