THIS WORLD IS MADE OF...

Cultivate your ability to see the world through stoner eyes even while sober

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

Just saw on Quora a guy asking if Poland was more German or Russian and every reply was a Polish guy detailing the ways they wanted to kill him

This post came up in conversation once and I tried to google and find it but every variation on the caption I typed in made google hit me with their "hey man, maybe stop searching for racist memes" followed by 10,000 explicitly racist memes and, crucially, not this post. While I am glad this is a feature google has, it definitely did not help me find this post (which is not racist) but it did show me a lot memes (that were on purpose racist)

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

i wish men would die in schlocky horror movies in the same exploitative tits out gorefest way that they usually save for the women

The ominous temperature in this post is 3.5315π Rrad

we have a very healthy victim/abuser relationship, actually, thanks for asking

I am going to fuck this cartoon character . (pulls lever, machinery begins powering on)

literally my favorite kind of posts are ones that are like "i never see positivity posts for [group of people that society is built around catering toward]"

the christian veneration of the lamb has always been terrifying to me in ways i can’t explain

here’s this figure that is vulnerable and easily abused and what’s admirable about it is that it doesn’t fight back and it doesn’t try to defend itself and it’s suffering is noble because it just sits there and takes it. pain is beautiful when you surrender to pain, suffering is godly when you don’t question or try to protect yourself and survival is ugly… like it is just me or is anybody else’s fucking skin crawling rn!!

Like my grandaddy uses to say ""ugly welds make the world grow round!"!! Haha. That was before he came out of course. Therian. Mom was a separatist, and a shitlib on top. Didn't work out. Then there was the war...

Feels so gay to be shitting in a bathroom stall next to another man.. lets keep this between you&me

When they start grunting ... yeah baby take it

Who the hell said that