THIS WORLD IS MADE OF...

There's probably fruitful analysis to be done drawing a line between porn RPGs where you have to play badly on purpose to unlock the sex scenes and those shitty FMV games from the 1990s where the game is kind of nothing if you do everything right, but every single thing you can do wrong has its own unique death animation.

Like, I'm not suggesting that Brain Dead 13's target audience is actually people who are into instant-loss snuff porn, but it wouldn't take much to put it over that line, is what I mean to say.

“my friend is ALWAYS sick and cancelling our plans” it sounds like your friends life suuucks and you should check on them

One of the worst parts of being chronically ill is how lonely it gets. You need a community to help you but you realize just how conditional your friendships are on you being able bodied.

just remembered that my middle school bullies were named Chase and Hunter. what was up with that. what was going on there.

For a second I thought the father and sister were there because the person was killed by the climbing gear

podracer Sebulba notably absent from swift-kelce wedding attendees............

i like imagining that it feels good as fuck to be multiple raindrops sliding down a windowpane and then combining when you touch. that's gotta be so nice.

we gotta get regular porn back on this website

Task failed abysmally, I'm having a threesome on Tuesday. My job is to look pretty and hand over the props.

That was fun, amd I learned some things about myself! Namely that I would make an excellent scantly-clad servant bowing to a sadistic evil queen. 10/10 would do it again.

Please stop reblogging this, if it ends up on Tiktok some teenybopper is gonna call me bad ace representation.