"I am the Sword of God" is like easily top 10 things to declare immediately before doing something really stupid that will probably injure you

"I am the Sword of God" is like easily top 10 things to declare immediately before doing something really stupid that will probably injure you

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

studies could come out showing that hot showers were the leading cause of cancer worldwide and I still probably wouldn't be able to convince myself to turn down the temp at all #boiling #boiled #warmthcore #heatcel

If I was a tree, I would use my mycelium network to spread lies for clout

You just hate me because the patterns on my clothes move around like they do on chowder and yours don’t

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesn’t matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing

Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression

the horse is so fuckable

Hey Girl I mean All Pronouns