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You’re in your 20s saying seggs and unalive… Maybe worry about that

we could create more luigi mangione copycats by putting lead back in paint and gasoline

alternatively class consciousness works as well

i think lead might be easier

i think the point is to put the lead in the CEOs.

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

Hello hello my little soon to be angels, this is the pilot speaking ;)