sfw shit but, like, no minors please

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

numba two 🛩

ASCII art 10,000

“It’s something to do” sIR—

A new cat color has been spotted in Finland. This is really interesting. A lot of common cat coat patterns have only evolved in the last 1,000 years. The tabby cat coloration only evolved in the Middle Ages.

i loooove when a cat is posing for a photo documenting it bro you are a specimen and you have no idea

Rb to force new people from twitter to eat bees

did you just fucking have this

I hate how Malenia’s fight is so completely out of player control. This rotten wench will unironically spend 5 straight minutes model walking around the arena if something doesn’t prompt an attack. If you try to initiate anything by attacking, 100% of the time you will get instantly punished for it with no warning. So this is clearly meant to be a reactive fucking fight for the player, and yet there will be huge stretches where Malenia’s AI is content to strafe around the arena with you before doing a basic attack and going back to walking. It’s infuriating. I know most of her attacks, the problem is she doesn’t fuckin DO any of em unless it’s in a 10 hit combo. Also her sword’s range is fuckin ridiculous, circumcise that shit a little, i should not be getting clipped a body length away from her. Obligatory Fuck Waterfowl Dance.

For everyone giving me tips as if im still struggling you’re very sweet but i repeatedly nuked her with Flame of the Fell God and kicked her while she was knocked down, it was fighting dirty as it gets and it got me the W.

evil wizard who stole the spice tolerance of everyone in Great Britain 20 thousand years ago flaunting his trophies

you cant ever let yourself forget what it felt like to be 15. how adults treated you. being treated without a shred of respect because people think youre too young to have thoughts and feelings of your own. the lack of autonomy. you cant ever forget that because if you do you might become the kind of adult who treats kids like theyre not people