what a flammable heart I've been given.

oh hey sorry I’ve been distant lately…. I’ve been really busy having a brain that is bad

Some girl in my class was talking about McDonald’s shamrock shakes and this yeehaw dude in cowboy boots said they suck and then he looked me in the eyes and said “what you’re gonna do is go to Arby’s, and get yourself a mint chocolate chip shake.” And he said it with such authority and certainty that I did so as soon as I got in my car

I see your concern y’all but this wasn’t a man telling me what to do. This is a man who had important knowledge and shared it with me. He was aiding me on a quest I didn’t even know I was on.

You fool, that was Arby himself.

party rot anthem

every body just have a good slime :)

This looks like something you’d see in a clip advertising a post-apoc survival shooter

ok, but what’s the mood for the month of august?

holy shit

Me, getting my man to eat me out

no!!!!!!!! don’t do this to my post!!!!!!!

Artist-Austin Pardun

@evilsupplyco

fuck this *unfocuses my eyes*

Is that fucking Squidward

Gandalf is all of them