It's so weird being on tumblr for over a decade...

“i thought i’d weird you out” you weirded me in, twin

i miss when subscriptions didnt really exist and you could just pay one time to buy an app or some software, and then just.. have it. without ads. without recurring costs. without more paywalls. it was just yours forever.

Actually my favorite replacement for both 'kill myself' jokes and jokes about reacting violently to things/people that upset me is "I'm going to end up on the news" like it's versatile, it's vague, it's not going to get me in trouble with any censors or websites that take joke threats seriously, it's family friendly while still getting the point across, what's not to love???

there should be a second pride month in fall or winter for people who have heat intolerance. no other reason.

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!