It’s just me and my big forehead against the world

clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in

Did you know? That the back is made up of terrible and evil muscles that are only waiting for their chance to betray you

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

i wasn't socialized enough as a larva

the annoying thing about weightlifting is that you have to lift weights that are a little too heavy for you if you want to get stronger. and you have to push yourself outside of your comfort zone in order to keep building muscle. fucked up.

thank god this same principle doesnt apply to any other skill you want to improve at! that would really suck.

back in the day a pack of skittles and a can of arizona iced tea was enough to keep emo kids fed for an entire week. not anymore though

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

all babies are baby gender. you dress them stupid, in pumpkins and teddy bear suits