i am back

weather apps are like SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING!! REMAIN INDOORS UNTIL actually it’s gonna drizzle lol sike. SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING. it may not rain actually. 9 INCHES OF RAIN INCOMING. 10% chance of rain. THIS STORM WILL BLOW YOUR COCK STRAIGHT OFF

it didn’t rain

does the person who wrote the “i think bo burnham should do trades like he needs to be a plumber and do something with his hands so he can stop acting like that” post know that theyve changed my life forever. whenever i feel a little bit hysterical for no reason i just tell myself “maybe you should do something with your hands so you can stop acting like that”. and then i do exactly that and im normal again

I blog for the girls who cry on their birthdays and lose a little bit of themselves during the summer months

Shut up everyone this is my favorite part of the 10 hours heavy rain sound on windows with thunder sounds

till deactivation do us part

im so sad this is from a deactivated blog i feel like i just found a heartfelt message in an old locket at a garage sale

the frequency of needing to food shop because you eat food and therefore deplete what you previously bought and need to restock…………being an adult is a nightmare

i bought bananas LAST week and you’re telling me because i ATE them i need to buy bananas again THIS week?????? we live in a hellscape.

I love how in mr brightside he’s like “coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine” and then proceeds to describe how he is not doing fine at all

Boybands will be like "i know a spot" and then take you to the woods to sacrifice you to the devil, only you're not a virgin so now you get to eat them

The eradication of adobe flash dress-up games directly led to the creation of NFT's.

Sure. I’ll incorporate that into my world view

awake at 4 am i gotta remind myself that none of the emotioions im experiencing rightnow are peer reviewed