hotgirlsu

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

how we act alone when we don’t feel like we have witnesses.. that is the genuine self.. me walking around my room punching the air talking to myself in a bad southern accent, that’s ME baby. you’re never going to know me like i know me. haha.

yeah id suck alucards pale vampire cock.. i mean im sorry what was the question?

ma’am we just needed to know when you last saw the victim alive

Because this looks like a Monet painting or an old watercolour anime background come to life?! I was in utter disbelief until it started moving.

this is so sad alexa kill your ceo

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