Lambdanets

woke up from my last maintenance and found out my handler removed most of my voicebank, so i can only make barking and whining noises now >:( worst part is i have to pretend to hate it bcs otherwise she'll keep me like this permanently

Iron man suit, but im the suit and if you get inside ill lock you in and make you look and act like a cute shy girl by changing what you do and say. you can leave once i stop correcting you

someone replaced your hands and feet with paws, and used custom security screws? oh no i just shipped off all my screwdrivers to alaska and back for no reason, i guess youll have to stay like that for a while :3

3d printed robot girl bcs ordering custom metal parts is expensive as hell and the 3d printer is right there. pieces of her keep constantly breaking and wearing out but its just an excuse to redesign them over and over to improve them

Eyes are windows into the soul - literally. my robotic eyes are actually little screens and all my conscious thoughts are constantly written out there. if you look close enough you can see what im thinking. but dont do that its not nice. no i cant turn it off, i tried but its some protected bios thing. stop staring qwq

robot girl con: all the pistons and gears and moving bits on your body will catch on and tear clothes you wear. you can't wear a soft flowy dress pro: you can be naked instead

The robot equivalent of chipping your nail polish is bending the USB-C connectors embedded in your fingertips. #fuck #i had a terabyte of startrek on there

is your robot girl too shy to speak, or is she running on Debian and her audio isnt working again

robo-boy-moding by swapping your core into your older body before going out, but forgetting to adjust your proprioception settings and all the robo-tgirls can tell by the way you move

Robot that can and does bathe in normal water but her joints are exposed and all the lubricant gets washed away. the bath smells like shit afterward, water pitch black, and she has to moisturize / lubricate everything

Robot that CAN touch water but still bathes in mineral oil bcs it makes her shiny and her roommate hates how everything gets oily afterwards