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get you a father who can triangulate your location in a virtual realm

another heavy handed symbolism moment: my mom has a potted sunflower in the kitchen. because it is a sunflower, it keeps turning towards the light from the window. my mother keeps rotating it so it faces inward because she wants "to see its beautiful petals and have it really brighten up the space!" . the sunflower is visibly wilting .

By what fucking sorcery did this person turn a cookie into an ACTUAL GODDAMNED CAT?!

the macking cheese post changed my life

everytime my brother goes to the grocery store he sends me a pic of the entire shelf of alternative milks like a fucked up game of where’s waldo where i have to tell him which brand of oat milk i want within 60 seconds or he won’t get me any

Immune System: I trust nothing and no one and if one of you looks at me funny I WILL attack you.

I want slower packages delivered by transportation workers who are paid more to work less and I’m not kidding

@mortuarybees​: #i think its deeply important for all of us to come to terms with the fact that its actually fine to be mildly inconvenienced

thinking about “the five stages of grief” by linda pastan and “miss you. would like to take a walk with you.” by gabrielle calvocoressi