Adventurers, You Say??

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“I’d go to the kitchen for another slice, but the DM gets an attack of opportunity if I leave.”

Amen.

I need that ink

liquitex iridescent gold swirled with speedball red ink

*eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry* *eats a berry*

*+1 hp* *+1 hp* *+1 hp* *+1 hp* *+1 hp*

@americanghostwriter

Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster

One time I did “Summon Water” inside a guys lungs and the GM allowed it because he had been playing for years and never seen anyone do that

Me “I can raise the temperature of a space by 5 degrees (Fahrenheit) per success” DM “Okay.” Me “And that’s 6 successes, so 30 degrees…” DM “Okay…” Me “And ‘inside the human body’ is a space, right?” DM “…I don’t like where this is going.” Me “So I’m going to raise the temperature inside his body 30 degrees.” DM “Yeah, so he’s dead now. He was fine, and then went through all the stages of heat stroke in half a second before his body went ‘No thank you’ and just shut off to stop it from being so hot. Good job.”

DND idea: A bard who exclusively plays the slide whistle. Imagine you are in the midst of a dramatic battle and then you just hear the whooooooop of the slide whistle.

why do people in dnd each occupy a 5ft by 5ft square, how far apart do you think people need to be? why are dnd minis afraid of touching

dnd minis standing five feet apart in a dungeon cuz they’re not gay

look, if the guy to my left has to do the turbo-macarena while charging a bolt of flesh melting while the guy on my right is doing every bruce lee move at the same time and the guy in front of me is flourishing a broadaxe like hes doing yo-yo tricks im going to give each of them enough floorspace to not liquefy myself