Yikes

I like this meme because the stock photos make it seem like the same woman but 10 years older.

i think peak historical fiction is when there is a random ass major historical figure but as a comedic relief side character. like geoffrey chaucer being a naked gambling addict in a knight’s tale or leonardo da vinci being cinderella’s fairy godmother in ever after. like. nothing can top that.

I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy

There's rpf tinhatting and then there's "realistically, they've jerked off together at least once." It's different yk

All gays will go to hellsite

What if in hellsite but not gay

NO!

Both options convey that he's horny

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr

it’s a shame more vampire media doesn’t pull from vampire bat behavior because they’re such sweeties. they can only survive their incredibly specialized diet because bats will share blood with colony members that didn’t find a meal! there’s evidence that suggests the donors sometimes initiate this behavior themselves by approaching hungry bats! the colonies are mostly harems of females with a few males but they’ve been observed letting unrelated males in when it gets cold so they can all stay warm! cute little social critters!

I love how every June this one gets dug up and passed around again, lmao.

"character deserved better" (but they were never going to get it that's the stuff great tragedies are made of) vs "character deserved better" (but the writers really blew it)

Old man, sitting in the pool steps reading his book

UNRESTRAINED SUMMER FUN