Astral

Morty jumps on Ricks back for a piggy back ride but doesn't warn him first so Ricks Anti Piggyback Mechanism activates and sends Morty flying to Canada

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic. 

If I ever don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.

Rick doing a bit where he gets loads of those ‘don’t talk to me until I’ve eaten this mug’ parody mugs and every morning he takes one out of his cupboard of many identical copies of it and actually eats it until one day finally Jerry tries to eat one and has to be hospitalised