r-rick?? you’re- y-you’re on tumblr??
OH MY GOD IT'S THE REAL LIFE OFFICIAL MORTY FROM OFFICIAL MORTY!!!!! MORTY OFFICIAL WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE I'M GOING TO START BURPING AT YOU
i- i don’t think we’re from the same universe but.. uh- a-a-alright.
M-MORTY BRRRRRP MORTY WE GOTTA GO TO THE PISS AND SHIT DIMENSION MORTY BRRRRP ARGH DON'T BRING SUMMER THIS TIME SHE'S A BITCH BRRRP
g-geeeez rick, don’t talk about your granddaughter like that.. you can’t just say… she’s a… b… about your granddaughter!
I CAN DO WHAT I WANT BECAUSE I'M SCOLIOSIS RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKKKKK WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB MORTY I'M GOING TO DRIVE THIS SPACE SHIP INTO A HIGHLY POPULATED AREA MORTY





















