Adriatika

some customers: oh my god i’m so sorry i have to ask you a question i feel so foolish for not knowing this already please help me but i’m so sorry forgive me other customers: answer this question before i’ve even asked it or i’ll kill you where you stand 

Edward had to tell Bella that they sparkle in the sun because Alice had dumped an entire bucket of glitter on him that morning when he got out of the shower

how would jacob fit into this tho

he’s a furry

Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.

I was always afraid of Ohio

facts

i hadn’t been able to write in colors on mobile before but now i can and i can write that i am bisexual

TOO FUCKIN’ phenomenal to NOT reblog!!!!

2013 was five years ago let that sink in

PLOT TWIST: This was a shitpost made five years ago that we brought back in 2018 because now it’s funny in a different way.

“The moon turned into my girlfriend.” “That’s great, buddy!”