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The Hamilton before Hamilton was Hamilton.

Dipper: Lasts longer than anyone would expect from a twelve year old. Did not receive a high training score and flunked the interview, but has a small following after the news aired a compilation of every snarky comment he made on camera. Strategy similar to Foxface where he prefers to avoid the larger tributes but as the competition begins to thin he realizes he has to get bolder. Managed to left hook a career tribute in the face which no one expected. Main goal is to protect Mabel and get her out of the arena and he will not hesitate to sacrifice himself if he has to.

Mabel: In contrast to Dipper, she made a huge impression with her cute pink sweater and sparkly smile during the Reaping. She became fast friends with her stylist team (to the point that they really didn't want to send her off to die) and swapped fashion tips with them. Though popular with the female demographic, some audience members found her overwhelming popularity annoying and complained that she was getting way too much focus during the Games. Somehow managed to sneak glitter into the arena and her specialized move is glitterbombing opponents. Also befriended and protected a pig mutt which was considered defective by the Gamemakers because it didn't come out like the man-eating boar with steel horns like they were hoping for.

Gideon: Too young to be in the Games proper but has actively fantasized about being a Victor alongside Mabel, who he developed a crush on after her Reaping. Regularly sends her sponsor gifts with the tag 'love, your secret admirer'.

Pacifica: District 1 tribute whose Reaping was rigged by Preston Northwest to ensure a Northwest would continue their proud legacy, who won his Games (through behind the scenes bribery) and told Pacifica that she was richer and better than all her competitors. Pacifica, unusually for a Career, chose to work alone and made no allies. She bullied Mabel in particular for not taking the Games seriously when it should've been an honor which earned Dipper's ire. Tragically, after suffering hardships in the Games that even her expensive sponsor gifts can't save her from, she comes to realize that her father sent her to her death. Though she saves Dipper and Mabel from a threat in an attempt to be better, she suffers a fatal injury and is comforted by the twins in her dying moments.

Wendy: Took out tessarae to feed her family after her mother died and was Reaped for the Games. Mentored by Stanley Pines. Received the highest training score of her Games, performed average for the interview. Recognized for her skill with an ax and became the Victor of her Games. Though she acts nonchalant and chill, she's actually very distressed by her time in the arena and acted out several times against the Capitol despite Stan's warnings to keep up appearances. For her delinquent acts as Victor, the Capitol killed her family.

Headcanon that the Drusselstein soccer team uniform is a weird mix of soccer jersey and lawn gnome cosplay. They insist on wearing the hats and beards when playing. Everybody dreads facing them during the World Cup because players and fans stab people with the cone hats. They also insist on using a Goozim for a goalie.

The Goozim keeps eating the ball. And the last few team mascots. And the players. And the referee when he tried to tell them that wild animals weren't allowed to be goalies.

Drusselstein hosted the World Cup when Heinz was a kid, but the games and ensuing riots were so disastrous that the records were scrubbed from soccer history and attempting to talk about it will get you dragged off by a horde of angry, torch wielding villagers to this day.

Love Handel performed at the Drusselstein World Cup even though it happened several years before they officially got together as a band. Nobody knows where the timeline error occurred.

Imagine how heartbreaking it would be if some psycho member of OWCA's top brass decided that Perry the Platypus, as OWCA's top agent, wasn't doing enough to eradicate evil because he loves his family too much so they order him to come to OWCA headquarters immediately.

Perry has no choice but to obey, though he's very afraid that such an order would result in relocation and mindwiping his loved ones. He's always feared relocation above anything else, and he knows OWCA could essentially take his family away with just a single word.

When he arrives, armed OWCA officials escort him to the secret laboratory, and Perry tries to appear stoic though he's being treated like a criminal.

The OWCA Director appears. He tells Perry that he's done excellent work for the organization when Monogram actually gives him assignments that aren't stopping a moron from blowing himself up all the time or being distracted because a kid wanted to play dress up with him (Perry takes offense to this).

"Monogram was a fool for using you like his personal errand boy, nor did he appropriately reprimand you for wavering from the cause. From this day forward, you will be a new agent. You will be bigger, faster, stronger, and dedicated only to your mission to eliminate every source of evil from this world."

Perry starts to struggle, but he's quickly forced into restraints he can't escape from.

He sees someone holding up a syringe with a strange liquid inside-and it's plunged right into his back.

It's painful. He's making a lot of horrible sounds as his body stretches and contorts, but nobody comforts him here.

He's bigger, faster, stronger...but he fights to remember everyone even as his memories slip away. Battling the Normbots with Phineas and Ferb. Watching Candace choose an outfit for her date. Eating Linda's cooking. Sitting on Lawrence's lap while he solves a crossword puzzle. Fighting Doof one minute and calling a time out when a soap opera they both like comes on. Helping Vanessa with schoolwork. Playing video games with Stacy and playing catch with Norm.

And then...it's finally over. He sheds the last of his tears as the OWCA Director and his subordinates look on triumphantly.

Perry the Platypus is gone. Only a nameless soldier remains.

This set of headcanons is for the fictional Darkwing Duck series in Ducktales 2017 starring Jim Starling as the titular superhero.

The first two seasons of Darkwing Duck had a two minute segment at the end of the episode similar to Sonic Sez where the program was required to be some form of educational to meet 90s broadcasting standards. None of the actors or film crew enjoyed doing these, but were obligated to by the network. Typically it would be standard kid safety tips like 'look both ways before you cross the street' or 'call 911 in case of emergency'. However, one of these educational segments became rather controversial: the 'what should I do if someone bullies me' segment. Originally the script was something you'd expect out of a kid's show and Darkwing Duck was supposed to say 'if you're being bullied, tell an adult'. But rather infamously, Jim Starling went off script and instead of 'tell an adult', he told kids to 'punch your bully in the face so they don't ever mess with you again'. Naturally, some kids (including Drake Mallard) followed his advice, which led to a lot of parent and educator complaints that Darkwing Duck and his actor Jim Starling encouraged violence. 2. Some fans watched Darkwing Duck for the group dynamic and camaraderie for the Fearsome Four alone, and didn't particularly care about the title character. When asked why, they'll often say that the villains often had sympathetic motives (especially true for Bushroot fans) and were more likable than Darkwing himself. 3. With the rise of the Internet shortly after the show ended, a popular fan theory was 'Is Darkwing Duck secretly evil?' because Darkwing tended to stop the villains in ways that almost made him seem like a villain himself. Alistair Boorswan, the director for the failed reboot movie First Darkness, cited this fan theory as a major inspiration for his film during interviews. Asking Jim Starling 'Is Darkwing Duck secretly evil' is like throwing rocket fuel on a fire though, and this question has been banned from all subsequent meet and greets and convention appearances due to the risk of setting off an enormous, insult-filled tirade from Jim Starling.