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(closing the menu and handing it back to the waiter) whatever's most sumptuous

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i like the word decapitated bc it’s like damn they took his cap!!! they took it away

followed my heart and dropped an anth course in favor of an 400 level writing course. sorry anth minor i don't think you call to me

#might do history minor but i'll decide later.... also this counts towards my 400 level requirements for eng major. so #also i was reading the modules for the anth course bc they were published today and the professor seems neurotic. so #i just have so much more fun in fiction writing classes!!! even if sometimes i feel insane

there’s so much i didn’t remember abt asoiaf but i think the worst is just how insanely close jon and bran were to seeing each other again like im sick. he was right there!!! he was abt to cross the river and check out the holdfast w ygritte my god

#i remember being like omg they’re so close to seeing each other again in hs when j read this but not THIS close. holy shit #also i forgot abt meera and jojen completely like utterly. sorry guys!#and the brotherhood without banners? basically asos is a blur i guess. in fairness high school me was not running at peak capabilities

hangsawoman

therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?

me: no live organism can continue to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality

therapist: no

#haunting of hill house mention!! i feel like book elenor

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got a kobo ereader for my birthday and i truly do love it im ripping through books like im a kid again

#i can’t do physical books on account of how i’m insane so this is genuinely wonderful #and i get too distracted w my phone to really lock in like if i see a notification im gone

just thought to myself "well i guess ill be a little crazy!" when clicking 'add to cart' on a mossy green bikini top instead of a plain black one. cant take me anywhere

#like

am i stupid. got my other nostril pierced for my birthday FORGETTING that in less than a month im going on a family vacation to a place w a lake that will be one million degrees and i will WANT to submerge myself. and also splash the fuck out of my little cousins (always hilarious bc they get mad as hell). seriously considering taking it out and letting it heal for the vacation and then getting it repierced even though it’s absolutely a waste of money but also it would suck sooo bad like i absolutely do not trust myself just trying to keep my head out of the water…… bc within that path lies the microbes. advise

#UGH i did not even think abt it til now and you can’t swim until 8-10 weeks according to most sources on google #unless i’m really keen on brain worms and horrible infections. which actually i’m not #so my options are 1.) just being on the beach??? tanning? (can’t do that i’d boil to death) 2.) worms 3.) wasting money #SAD!

i had a really wonderful birthday yesterday but i do suspect i was glutened

#L #but W?

almost updated my age to 2. i am the youngest person ever

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saprosappho

the ball of my lip piercing fell out and apparently this happened when i was drinking water, which i only know because when i was drinking i swallowed something hard and was like YUCK! assuming it was some sort of bug or creature and then i kept drinking the fucking water. what?

saprosappho

had to put a comically large hoop earring in bc it’s an internally threaded post that i have no balls for and i was laughing abt how silly i looked and my dad goes (really disappointed) “ugh…. so is this the next step?”

saprosappho

when i said what?? no i was obviously joking about liking this he said “i NEVER know what you’re going to do next…” man i’ve got a nose piercing and at one point i had my eyebrow pierced. also are you oka y

#like hello!!!!!#it’s funny bc normally he’s quiet abt my decisions but apparently it’s all spilling out in the funniest way possible

saprosappho

the ball of my lip piercing fell out and apparently this happened when i was drinking water, which i only know because when i was drinking i swallowed something hard and was like YUCK! assuming it was some sort of bug or creature and then i kept drinking the fucking water. what?

saprosappho

had to put a comically large hoop earring in bc it’s an internally threaded post that i have no balls for and i was laughing abt how silly i looked and my dad goes (really disappointed) “ugh…. so is this the next step?”

#like have you ever in your life actually see someone walk around like this man. no? then probably not!!!!!

the ball of my lip piercing fell out and apparently this happened when i was drinking water, which i only know because when i was drinking i swallowed something hard and was like YUCK! assuming it was some sort of bug or creature and then i kept drinking the fucking water. what?

#thus it was notable but why did i not investigate further!!!

writing down notes for my story

#rasa is unflappable. you can't flap her.

s-aint-elmo

an interest passing feels like being abandoned by the evil spirit that had taken possession of your body

s-aint-elmo

pulling out hanks of grass and sighing listlessly. i kind of miss being posessed. isn't there an evil spirit somewhere that wants to possess meeee

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Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die

asked a guy if he had an oboe reed in his hat and he pulled it out and it was a pre roll i’ve genuinely never felt lamer

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