you'll keep changing and i'll just stay the same

the ball of my lip piercing fell out and apparently this happened when i was drinking water, which i only know because when i was drinking i swallowed something hard and was like YUCK! assuming it was some sort of bug or creature and then i kept drinking the fucking water. what?

had to put a comically large hoop earring in bc it’s an internally threaded post that i have no balls for and i was laughing abt how silly i looked and my dad goes (really disappointed) “ugh…. so is this the next step?”

the ball of my lip piercing fell out and apparently this happened when i was drinking water, which i only know because when i was drinking i swallowed something hard and was like YUCK! assuming it was some sort of bug or creature and then i kept drinking the fucking water. what?

had to put a comically large hoop earring in bc it’s an internally threaded post that i have no balls for and i was laughing abt how silly i looked and my dad goes (really disappointed) “ugh…. so is this the next step?”

an interest passing feels like being abandoned by the evil spirit that had taken possession of your body

pulling out hanks of grass and sighing listlessly. i kind of miss being posessed. isn't there an evil spirit somewhere that wants to possess meeee

Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die

if you’re in a group project and you don’t at least lock in at the end you should be put to death forever. because why am i sending my fifth message saying ‘hey man you haven’t shared your audio so no one can hear it. if you don’t share your audio i will have to record the audio for you and you will not show up except for one single slide on the presentation’ i am @ ing people on canvas i didnt even know you could do that. die

i can’t think of a THESISSSSSS

ten hours later and it’s truly over for me because i still. can’t think of a thesis. well there’s always dying