Well, duh, I knew that

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Not today Justin
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todays bird

roma★
i don't do bad sauce passes

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trying on a metaphor

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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Well, duh, I knew that

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Blue powerade is pure water, that shit what comes out of our faucets is watered down water
strange bog girl makes a friend
Lmfao

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If you’re like sleep spooning a centaur and they roll over in bed do you just die
sleep on her back, then you’ll just roll off if she shifts
i dont follow
okay but what if you had a special bed instead
nothing says commitment like buying a new mattress
Centaur Comfort Mattress™: The Horse Hole Keeps Your Bones Safe
I’m honestly so glad Tumblr discusses things like “How can I comfortably sleep with a centaur?” and “What kind of chairs would dragons have?”
what is your most controversial video game hot take? 🎮🎮🎮
The pursuit for photorealism in games is a fruitless endeavor that only results in bloated file sizes that take too much space
Doomguy is a bottom
Being a nature photographer seems great, maybe I should try…
imagine how much better society would be if the emoji keyboard looked like this
lil nas X we know it’s you
If an alien race were the same size as these octopi, the females would be 6.6ft (2m) in height, and their males would only be 2.4cm tall.
Imagine seeing what you think is your alien comrade sitting alone with dinner, only to see a tiny figure dart across the table like a bug. It scurries up her arm and seems to plant a little kiss on her cheek.
Surprise, she’s having dinner with her husband!
Why is that dinner bit so cute gosh
This could be us but you decided not to be 457 feet tall 😒
Ghibli knew what was up
just because i needed an approximate visual scale on this

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Your church-going, God-worshipping sister adopted a small child and you’re excited to see them. But when you do, the child is a menace. They’re throwing things everywhere, setting furniture on fire with seemingly nothing, chanting in Latin to summon demons, but the weirdest thing is that your sister doesn’t seem to mind.
“You literally adopted the antichrist, Anne. What the fuck.”
“Yeah, I knew when I saw him at the orphanage. I figured if the kid had some decent fucking parenting that we could avoid the whole ‘Revelations’ shite. Nasty business, that.”
George, who’s name has been kindly changed from Damien, approaches his new mother with a huge spider in his hands. It promptly bursts into flames.
“Good job, love. Now go find the rest.” George’s face makes no expression, but his eyes shine when he recieves a pat on the head for his efforts.
As the months go by, George seems to settle down. He adjusts to school, friends, and the positive reinforcement Anne gives him. She encourages the good he does, even though the powers he uses aren’t “good”. When she gets calls from the school, it’s about a rambunctious boy that won’t sit still. Not a destroyer of the world and innocence.
It’s at Christmas dinner, that you let slip your amazement to your mother. How good Anne is for him and how he’s improved a lot. Still summoning hellhounds for games of fetch, though.
“Oh, he’ll forget how to do that when he falls in love the first time,” Your mother laughs, smiling wide.
“How do you know that,” you ask bewildered.
“Because, you did.”
okay so someone please write the story of the family of super-low-key holy warriors who have made it their mission to locate the antichrist in every generation (because when one gets spoiled they try AGAIN) and adopt them and love them into not being the antichrist anymore, thus perpetually delaying the apocalypse
delaying the apocalypse via good parenting I love this
I would love to read this
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I’m bisexual and I’m feeling solidarity in this Chili’s tonight
thrilling sequel
this post has 40k notes now for some reason and i saw a lot of people wondering how in the hell he mistook a golem for a chicken, so i loaded up that world to show you our coop
1. i dont know how the golem got in there, its like 20 blocks above our village
2. theres a dispenser+hopper in the middle that automatically yotes the eggs up into the air and hatches them when they hit the water. it spawns chickens at a completely unnecessary rate and lags the server VERY quickly if you afk near it for too long and is absolutely inefficient but huhuhu, eggs go whee, free serotonin
nonlocal area code = hang up. obvious telemarketer
local area code = hang up. this one is also a telemarketer but trying to be sneaky
never answer the phone ever
this is why everyone on this website is a virgin
I’m not gonna fuck the telemarketer man

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i can’t stop laughing lmaoooooooo please
I love that the internet saw people comparing women and other alienated groups of people and went, “they’re dating,” and, “they support each other.” We’re improving as a society.
Does anyone know who these artists are?? They’re brilliant and I’d like to credit them!!
THIS IS HOW TO TAKE A TRASH OPINION COMIC AND MAKE IT BETTER. THANK YOU.
Honestly if you don't think Morticia Gomez and Jessica Rabbit would love and support the fuck out of each other than you don't know these characters as well as you think.
I love every single one of these great comics!