Accidental Hipster

Well, duh, I knew that

Blue powerade is pure water, that shit what comes out of our faucets is watered down water

Lmfao

If you’re like sleep spooning a centaur and they roll over in bed do you just die

sleep on her back, then you’ll just roll off if she shifts

Centaur Comfort Mattress™: The Horse Hole Keeps Your Bones Safe

I’m honestly so glad Tumblr discusses things like “How can I comfortably sleep with a centaur?” and “What kind of chairs would dragons have?”

what is your most controversial video game hot take? 🎮🎮🎮

The pursuit for photorealism in games is a fruitless endeavor that only results in bloated file sizes that take too much space

Doomguy is a bottom

lil nas X we know it’s you

Why is that dinner bit so cute gosh

This could be us but you decided not to be 457 feet tall 😒

Your church-going, God-worshipping sister adopted a small child and you’re excited to see them. But when you do, the child is a menace. They’re throwing things everywhere, setting furniture on fire with seemingly nothing, chanting in Latin to summon demons, but the weirdest thing is that your sister doesn’t seem to mind.

okay so someone please write the story of the family of super-low-key holy warriors who have made it their mission to locate the antichrist in every generation (because when one gets spoiled they try AGAIN) and adopt them and love them into not being the antichrist anymore, thus perpetually delaying the apocalypse

delaying the apocalypse via good parenting I love this

I would love to read this

@collegefangirl3791

hrrm

this is why everyone on this website is a virgin

I’m not gonna fuck the telemarketer man

i can’t stop laughing lmaoooooooo please

I love that the internet saw people comparing women and other alienated groups of people and went, “they’re dating,” and, “they support each other.” We’re improving as a society.

THIS IS HOW TO TAKE A TRASH OPINION COMIC AND MAKE IT BETTER. THANK YOU.