The Hex Girls & Lemonade Mouth

i love men i love carbs i love dark chocolate i love tits. and they said it couldn't be done.

actually im doing really well except for the fact that everything makes me sad and the things that dont make me sad make me angry. but other than that im fine

i just downloaded a pdf and i have my whole life ahead of me to ignore it

"The word pandemonium was coined by John Milton as the name for the Parliament of Hell" is an all-timer etymology. Oh yeah did you hear that Mrs Higgins's dogs got loose at the village fête? It was like a vast golden edifice in which fallen angels debate their strategies for vengeance against god, yeah.

Two animals who appreciate the Warm Lamp

"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox