even after we've known you

the worst part of "you'll understand when you're older" is that you really do understand when you're older

When you're unsuccessfully looking for something and start gradually increasing your It Could Be There range. Like yeah sure maybe the rice cooker pot is in the freezer, idk

*checks you out through the gap between our crossed blades*

i'll show you mine if you show me yours (mental illness)

my role in the friend group is "the sphinx" (i talk in riddles and stand in doorways blocking the exit)

my astigmatism lets me see beautiful angels before i drive into oncoming traffic

“you should be at the club” i should be by the sea. i should be in the mountains. i should be awestruck and rendered speechless by the majesty of the natural world. if you even care

they should invent a being in your twenties in which you do not feel your life is unsalvageable and ruined

goodbye 2023👋hello 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓇌𓅂𓄿𓂋 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓎼𓅂𓏏 𓄿 𓅓𓅲𓅓𓅓𓇌 𓃀𓅱𓇌𓆑𓂋𓇋𓅂𓈖𓂧 𓅓𓄿𓇌𓃀𓅂 𓉔𓅲𓋴𓃀𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓇋𓆑 𓉔𓅂𓂕𓋴 𓎢𓅱𓅱𓃭 𓅃𓇋𓏏𓉔 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏

my egyptologist friend says this is a (very poorly) phonetically transcribed english phrase "this year i will get a mommy boyfriend"

okay you werent supposed to know that

[sitting completely still in my own bed] this world is gutting me like a fish

I must not kill myself killing myself is the myself killer . Dune

non-practicing slut. is this anythign

i am not a whore but i believe in their beliefs

*wakes from coma* Fuck *walks to the nearest tree and starts punching it*

Minecraft respawn