Just a little mouse

as a Certified Germaphobe i really think the west should really adopt the trend of wearing face masks when they’re sick tbh

Well, at least you ended up fucking right

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I deadass tried to get this on a shirt a couple of years ago and the company called me to say as funny as it was they can’t because of copyright

There’s so much chaotic energy here

The scream always takes me out 🤣

The slide and snuggle is a favorite of my two

IM GONNA CRY

Since the ocean has meat, salt, and veg in it, it is technically a big thing of soup. (source)

but it’s COLD >:(

The Ocean Is Gazpacho

I mean, there’s spots of the ocean where it’s really hot so I would offer that it’s actually really poorly heated. Stir the ocean and throw it back in the microwave for a few more minutes.

They're all war.

Peace was never an option

What about the penguins of Madagascar? 🤔

and pengu??? PIPLUP?

In which the spouse and I both realize we’re vindictive southern belles.