I don't know what to tell you

too weird for normal kids too normal for weird kids Just right for being alone and miserable my entire life

you want to be mommy’s adjective noun, don’t you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender

It's actually so fucking weird that your identity is absolute these days. like, it's been normalized to the point we don't think of it much, but until a hundred years ago, hell even less, you could just kinda. go somewhere else, and be a new person. and that's not a thing anymore.

Yk this is fully untrue right? You can fully still do this if you're willing to change and let go of everything at literally any moment you want

since a good few people now have said this i want to be clear: you can move to a new town still and change socially, but like. the government still knows who you are. so do tons of corporations. your identity follows you.

13 hours later and the parade of stupid comments like this has not stopped =_=

a guy named Rusty cage did a video on how it's impossible to leave your identity behind unless you become a eunuch

fuck hermit I meant hermit

Identity is stored in the balls.

Back when I was a redditor (😔) I realized a strange phenomenon. No one cares about your original posts, but if you make the post on another site and screenshot it, people assume it’s a tweet from someone who is known/is funny/etc and the post would do way better

Poetry can be so powerful, wow

I think Ilya would get a similar high from making Shane laugh as he does from getting him off. And I mean like the full body, breathless, tears in eyes laughter that I think would be hard to get out of Shane. Shane’s more of a light chuckle kind of person, so any time Ilya gets him truly laughing he’d flaunt it just as much as getting him to come hands free, if not a little more, since he can actually brag about the laughter.

my no stakes hollanov headcanon of the day is that ilya is horribly ticklish while shane isn't ticklish at all. and the second ilya realizes this, that he cannot tickle shane into submission, he looks up at shane who smiles a truly wolfishly at him before he lunges, pins ilya and tickles him in turn until ilya is crying laughing stomach aching squirming and he's agreed to put on sunscreen every day