semi-feral

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

@argumate

you verb noun?

You verb noun? You verb noun like the comparison? Oh!! Punishment for title! Punishment for amount of time!!!!

You deconstruct meme? You deconstruct meme into its base parts? Oh!! Explanation for readers! Explanation for one thousand reblogs!!!!

Miette, the gift that keeps on giving.

Freaks, geeks, and assorted weirdos - if you're on SSRIs, you definitely want item 2, as those will fuck with your heat sensitivity.

“…use things to have good days.”

the loading screen trying to convince me to use even one of my 3000 consumables

YES i actually love this subreddit. often in the comments of newly-bald-people there's a flood of positivity and the OP is is like "thanks guys i was devastated because i thought i looked ugly" and it makes me so happy every time

id be unstoppable if it wasn't for the evil brain disorder

Is that a miette?

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

If it keeps you from killing yourself it's not stupid. This applies to anything btw.

I feel like this is something @theshitpostcalligrapher would write.

no no this one is a @carpe-aurore, I do chunkier scripts and she does a copperplate that would slay this

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

DOES IT NOT STOP