what;s going on

would you hate me if I showed up abruptly on your timeline again to start reblogging animanga’s #1 hot vampire be honest

okay truthfully i say this but i feel kind of oddly self conscious here so there’s a nonzero chance i just nuke everything and start over like im in witness protection

sho minamimoto if he was an uber driver: OPENN UP MY DOOOOOOOOR!!!!!! TRANSPORTATION! TRANSPORTATION!!!!!

of all of the bizarre things I’ve seen while working in skilled nursing the one that’s going to stick with me until I die is bug god

nothing can possibly prepare you for the moment you show up to give a man his apple juice and he says “Do you think bugs come from the same god as us? They’re older than our god. They have their own.”

can I crash on ur couch and turn it into my dracula castle

mutual just posted "ok i'm normal now". objective: survive their reverse-chronological dashboard breakdown (wave 1 of 30)

as a child there's nothing cooler than a kid who gets subjected to evil experiments and gains special abilities. it's even cooler if these abilities also cause unfathomable suffering to use/against others. children love stories like this.

this fucking video has two punchlines it's incredible

Just saw a pigeon walking around with no head

And it had no wings and no legs either

And it had no body and no tail and it had no feathers and no job

I didn't see anything walking around

last night I dreamed of a barbershop where the barbers all dress like clowns with big gloves and you walk in and sit down and there’s no mirrors you don’t tell them what haircut you want they just start cutting your hair. and i think this should be real

the screams of the damned continue to haunt the green line

this IS about the mbta btw

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