Admin Addams

"It’s a casino basically. There are slot machines and you put tokens in them and you try to win. Or you’re me and you lose a lot of your money in your attempts and never actually win anything."

Slot machines, you say? i don't know the last time I have used one of those.

Aww come on! Don’t be such a downer, Let’s go do something fun!

I don't remember a Grunt doing anything fun.

Preferred method of torture?

"Considering the fact that it happened two weeks ago, no, unfortunately I do not have any leads besides this receipt I found from a store that sells supplies for dress up and all that stuff for a realistic green witch skin makeover, and this spray that makes makeup permanent. So not much."

I will keep that in mind. Any other interesting developments? I haven't seen Fira around much. Any ideas on where she went?

Preferred method of torture?

"I never found out who did it for certain. What I did find out, however, was that the paint took a week to get off completely and I’m still finding flecks of green in my clothes, so I give you full rein to torture, murder, or otherwise make miserable the lives of those responsible for the fiasco."

Well that shouldn't be too hard to track down. Just need to find them green handed. Any leads?

Preferred method of torture?

"Oh, OH!, You make a very good point. As long as you don’t get caught be my guest, really. I mean, you make a good point considering the fact that they haven’t caught me in anything besides the green paint dilemma."

Yeah, what happened with that? I hope none of mine did that. or else, torture might come sooner than you think.

Preferred method of torture?

"I’d permit it, but as for the other executives, well, I don’t think it would work out. They see me as less capable for some unknown reason, because I’m less experienced than them with Pokemon. In fact, they’d yell at you simply because I permitted it."

Well, they don't have to know about it. Seeing as how busy the other executives are, it's quite easy to keep things from them. 

Preferred method of torture?

"Oh, of course I’ll get your assistance. Honestly, I’m glad that I’m an executive so I can deal with the grunts less.I can only imagine how awful that must be for you. You have my sympathy.

I appreciate that. Maybe I should try out some torture methods on them to keep them in line. That could keep things interesting. 

Preferred method of torture?

"Of course. Usually I leave the interrogation to others, but that’s helpful to know."

If you ever need assistance in that area. I'm your man. Plus, it gives me something to do other than oversee a bunch of mindless Grunts.

Preferred method of torture?

"Ooh. I like this idea. I haven’t though of it previously, surprisingly."

Of course, I’ve never done this type of torture… recently.

FMK: Abigail, Ace, and Harrison

"Oh why of course Sir Addams. Hmm, I’ve never thought of that. I think it’ll be your new nickname."

I think I've heard that before, but I like it.