Ugh Art

Me and my dog post-apocalypse after we find a broken crate of canned peaches washed up on the beach

women be like: help i am too short to reach this

men be like: help I can't find the ketchup bottle that's right in front of my face

With their powers combined, they create a moderately sized and moderately perceptible being

All according to God's grand design.

Never forget these two queens putting on the most showstopping tiktok of all time

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And let’s not forget that these dogs actually became depressed when they kept finding dead bodies; they thought they were failing to save people. The workers helping had to hide in the ruble just to let the dogs find a living person and lift their spirits.

Oh that just tore up my heart and made me cry 😭 dogs truly have the purest souls. I have seen a lot of dog postings today and I am mad because I never heard of these rescue dogs in the past 14 years 😡

The very goodest boys and girls.

please please please I can read faster than you can speak

Holy fuck

I have all the knowledge of the universe

And I will use this knowledge for evil purposes! I wasn’t sure if I was clear before!

Slow Romance

the worst thing about house of leaves is how Stupid I look reading it in public lmao. yes I know I’m holding the book upside down and turning it in circles

It is every man’s right to lie to his children

I lie to my brother’s kids all the time. It’s my sacred right and duty as an uncle.