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Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.

what they don’t tell you is that it lives inside you until you let it out

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

"don't post that, what if an employer sees?" personally i think employers need to stay the fuck off their employees' social media lmao

stop normalizing employers invading employees' privacy ❤️❤️❤️

Today I learned that cuttlefish experience REM sleep, and that it makes their skin flash random colors. This is the cutest thing ever.

I am absolutely delighted to learn that electric eels dream of kicking ass.

brennan just going right ahead and saying the quiet bit out loud here

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

everyone loves me because of the gifts of hair I leave all over the furniture

there is a pain inside me so stupid that i'm not going to communicate it to anyone