lol

you are feeling very simpson today you feel like you are becoming homer you have a deep craving for doughnut and you feel like saying doh and you want to punish boy

you dislike ice cream that tastes like fruit because you're a broken person

Say hello to my little hi

she drives me nornal

we're all thinking it, so ill just say it: Im Tired

if i couldn't have any of the obvious first choice superpowers i would want my power to be the power of i can go anywhere and its not a problem. the way this power would work is that as long as im peaceful and respectful i can go anywhere and nobody will see it as weird or see me as a target for hostility. i can walk into a cool house to politely peep the decor or walk into a tall office building to politely peep the decor or walk around a city at night alone to politely peep the decor or walk into a strange facility to politely peep the decor or walk onto a plane and ride the plane to its destination and then walk around there to politely peep the decor and its fine as long as im chill. no need to make me faster or anything i can just walk at a normal pace. its good for the soul.

first choice superpower is of course to be the thing from The Thing except im friendly and my superhero name is Mystery Meat

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

guys i'm not feeling well (←person who has never felt well a day in their life)

trilobites are alive

trilobites are living and doing okay and they like to host tea parties with conodonts and ammonites where they all wear frilly dresses and talk about girly things

This post is a safe place to lay your egg

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

the cambrian period was like 10 years ago

the cambrarin period was like 3 years ago

im so hungry i could eat a amazing food and refreshing drink

whines pitifully . flops on the ground . bursts into flames