actuallynot is phan

Everybody on my feed talking about actuallynot nobody is talking about actual phan anymore smh :(

same thing

not likes yuri i see...

just like dan and phil!!!

right one month to go until hard launch world tour. WHAT ARE YOUR PREDICTIONS FOR WHAT SHENANIGANS WILL GO DOWN?

they will meet for the first time ig

phan conspiracy number seventeen dan and phil body swapped in 2019 thats why their public personas aee so different now

word(?)

phil-coded

we got two out of two, everyone! the tour will happen!

yeah i would hope one of the two people/cats performing will show up at their own tour???

the insane thing is that actuallynot took off from seemingly nowhere like some sort of social experiment, like a fic that gets tagged Crack Treated Seriously, but then one realises that its the phipeline wherein one of them follows the other one and "wants to join in on the fun" and as a phandom that has had a few lessons to learn regarding fandom ethics and respectful shipping it feels like a whiplash seeing actuallynot occur in real time, because its sceptic x truther, whimsy x doomer (fake), actually has a phil pfp and not has a dan pfp and its just so strange that im out here writing a shitpost shipping two blogs on tumblr dot com and its the kind of bullshit that happens only here, and it was a crack ship and some sort of ironic satirical dumfuckery until it wasnt and if you go on not and actually's blogs you'll find their asks are only about each other and its hilarious and yet i cant help feeling a little scared that itll go out of hand like it did for dnp but its just crazy how we're seeing it unfurl in real time like the strangest soulmate dnp au. like wdym they have been flirting on main? wdym the rest of the gimick blogs ship them? what do you mean not just sent off a post with one word, "actually", no tags nothing, just speaking into the void and actually spawned out of NOWHERE, after being gone for a few days, and they had a whole ass genuine conversation right here on this hellsite and wdym not finished the reblog with a heart? i don't even know/care whether they are romantically attracted to each other, its just so genuine and silly and wholesome, i hope the shipping doesn't get out of hand and they can remain this way, having fun on tumblr dot com.