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@actuallynot-is-the-same-person
hm... the same London show, you say? Surely that's just both of them deciding to meet up. After all, they're both phans and that's perfectly normal.
Wait?? @phan-is-not-real answered this ask at 1:14pm. @phan-is-actually-real answered this ask at 1:15pm. They're both going to the same London show on the 21st of Feb. Coincidence? NO. It's so easy to switch to a different blog and answer another ask on another blog you have!! They are the SAME person.
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craziest actuallynot thing you've seen yet?
someone made a whole ass blog speculating that we're the same person
yeah imagine doing that
"they" is actually and not- look at the screenshots they posted
You can very easily change timezones manually on most devices, so Not's gotta keep up the illusion that Actually and Not are 2 different people by posting inconspicuous random screenshots.
not trying to ruin anything but they're in different timezones...
Who's "they"? /genq
I'm pretty sure Actually and Not are both in the UK since they're both going to HL London N2. But, I suppose one of them could be travelling.
Plus, I could also be 1 person running 2 different ActuallyNot-related blogs and you would never know.
youre like @actuallynot-is-the-same-person!! but counterpartish? with the dan pfp and all seeing so many people starting to think actuallynot are the same person
Yes, @actuallynot-is-the-same-person is right, but they miss a crucial part of it all:
The person that created actually and not is also the same person that created Dan and Phil!
There is only ONE person behind everything!
They are all puppets!
can confirm that we are the Phivemind
Hell yea, gimme some skin brother! 🤜
🤛 hell yeah
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youre like @actuallynot-is-the-same-person!! but counterpartish? with the dan pfp and all seeing so many people starting to think actuallynot are the same person
Yes, @actuallynot-is-the-same-person is right, but they miss a crucial part of it all:
The person that created actually and not is also the same person that created Dan and Phil!
There is only ONE person behind everything!
They are all puppets!
can confirm that we are the Phivemind
you're fucking kidding me
top 10 scariest posts with no context
the insane thing is that actuallynot took off from seemingly nowhere like some sort of social experiment, like a fic that gets tagged Crack Treated Seriously, but then one realises that its the phipeline wherein one of them follows the other one and "wants to join in on the fun" and as a phandom that has had a few lessons to learn regarding fandom ethics and respectful shipping it feels like a whiplash seeing actuallynot occur in real time, because its sceptic x truther, whimsy x doomer (fake), actually has a phil pfp and not has a dan pfp and its just so strange that im out here writing a shitpost shipping two blogs on tumblr dot com and its the kind of bullshit that happens only here, and it was a crack ship and some sort of ironic satirical dumfuckery until it wasnt and if you go on not and actually's blogs you'll find their asks are only about each other and its hilarious and yet i cant help feeling a little scared that itll go out of hand like it did for dnp but its just crazy how we're seeing it unfurl in real time like the strangest soulmate dnp au. like wdym they have been flirting on main? wdym the rest of the gimick blogs ship them? what do you mean not just sent off a post with one word, "actually", no tags nothing, just speaking into the void and actually spawned out of NOWHERE, after being gone for a few days, and they had a whole ass genuine conversation right here on this hellsite and wdym not finished the reblog with a heart? i don't even know/care whether they are romantically attracted to each other, its just so genuine and silly and wholesome, i hope the shipping doesn't get out of hand and they can remain this way, having fun on tumblr dot com.
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OH MY GOD sorry for the two asks in a row but back when i was getting into the phanverse i thought: what if some of the asks being sent to not or actually (probably the matching ones like "which hlt show are you going to") are coming from the other person's blog?? not sends an ask to the actually blog to expand the lore, vice versa
Flimsy, I love where your mind is at. This thought had briefly crossed my mind as well but this makes so much sense. Because who created the phlore of Dan and Phil? Dan and Phil. We're the phroomba's in the phouse, eating up all the little bits they've left for us. Was that their intention way back in the day? No, but they definitely fed into it more towards the end of the 'Back From The Dead' era. So, who's to say that Actually and Not aren't doing the same thing. Every fandom needs lore and the only ones who can create the lore are the ones who started it!!
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strange how Actually usually posts a few minutes after Not. strange how Actually doesnt post nearly as much as Not(who is, like, chronically online). Actually always makes similar posts abt the posts Not makes.. Actually just miraculously came back to life when Not just posted "actually?" without tagging them... it just makes so much sense if they were the same person. and ofc if they were the same person theyd be going to the same hlt show.
hmm.. that's a great point. I haven't seen as much from Actually lately. Of course, maybe he is just busy which is a very plausible and reasonable explanation. Not to mention that they're both attending London n2 which could mean absolutely nothing. BUT what if Actually has dialed it back just a bit because of the rumours that the blogs are both ran by Not to squash some suspicion.
honestly, when i first got into actuallynot and the pheu i thought all the accs were ran by one person and theyre just. insane enough to handle 20+ accs😠so you might be onto something... no youre definitely onto something
!!
now we just need some equally insane to string all these ""coincidences"" together and we can finally learn the truth
lowkey i'm so scared i'll forget which blog i was last on and i'll accidentally reblog something random and unrelated here
edit: if you saw that typo earlier, no you didn't.
No wait ur totally onto something :o
they don't pay me to be this smart for nothing
i feel deep in my soul that the reveal is happening soon
wow i can't believe dan and phil are the same person.
- from @actuallynot-is-phan
Exactly!! I've never seen Dan and Phil in the same room therefore they must be the same person.
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pffffft. there’s no way, that’s ridiculous!
it's entirely true, trust me.
thank you for enabling my bullshit <3
