i will never get over dan getting jealous of phil’s HANGERS during date everything.
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@moonytoast-28
i will never get over dan getting jealous of phil’s HANGERS during date everything.

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Hey so that was a great date, yeah, but I don't think it's going to work out. Nono you didn't do anything wrong, and I have indeed had a crush on you since we started high school, it's just... well, I didn't want to bring it up at the time but we kinda got sucked into a portal fantasy midway through. We saved the kingdom over and over, relying on our knowledge of and trust in each other every time, throwing ourselves into the firing line to protect each other and using each others' conviction as a rock. We got married and lived a happy life together until the portal sucked us back mid-battle and you gave up all your memories of our journey in order to save my life right when we ended up back in the coffee shop. Yeah that was when I got a bit weird and went to the bathroom.
Anyway I thought we could push on and make the date work but I have all of these memories of secrets that this you never chose to share, decisions that this you never made, and intimacies that this you never experienced. And it's kind of screwing with the vibe yeah. Also on the date it was really, blatantly clear that you're sixteen whereas I have memories of ruling a fantasy kingdom for thirty years so like... that's a problem all on its own. Anyway this you just feels more like a daughter to me. A daughter with the woman I gave my heart and soul to over and over and received like in return, only to lose her forever on the journey home. On the plus side I can definitely help you with your math homework now.
#what the fuck#this one was actually really very short why is it still like that what
The shorter it is, the more concentrated the what the fuck can be.
I can help you with your math homework because the fantasy world's magic system was based on calculus and I was a gifted mage, stop nitpicking.
#this world's magic system is also based in calculus
Do you maybe have a link to the tit preshow playlist that they showed in the episode? Because I can't find it on spotify, when I go on Dan's profile it's just a bunch of older playlists. Thankfully I have the wad one saved already because that won't show up on the profile anymore either!
(x)
why was the vibe so flirty in this week's pod? The way they were looking at each other the whole time it was like they're about to fuck right there
oh so if you're new here there's something you need to know about what happens to them during tour prep...
OHHHHHHHHHHH THATS WHATS IN THE AIRRRRRR
help do u also have a link to the wad playlist ...... i wanna listen to all of them i forgor they existed

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Did anyone notice that tatinof is yellow, ii is red, wad is orange, tit is blue and hlt is purple? this is the real agenda
next tour can be bamboo painting green
gif making phannies i summon you...
Now that dnp are going on another tour, I'm really maniphesting a post-hard launch interview with Anthony since Phil no longer has to worry about spilling the beans. I've watched Dan's episode with Anthony so many times and it'd be fantastic to have an updated one of them together. A post-HL episode of Shut Up, I'm Talking would also be epic.
oh my god who do i need to talk to make this happen
Tagged by @frankierotwinkdeath 🖤
7 faves from 7 fandoms
Tenth doctor (Doctor Who)
Wanda Maximoff (MCU)
Tim Drake (DC)
Armand (Interview with the Vampire)
Geto Suguru (Jujutsu Kaisen)
Spock (Star Trek)
Erik- The Phantom (Phantom of the Opera)
Tagging: @itsbeen8bitteryears @cringekind @nyanbeliever @frankieroweightgain @harleywires @thewidowseye-actor @magneticghouls @this-punk-rat @mantictiger
thank you for the tag this looks so fun!!
7 faves from 7 fandoms
Gideon Nav (The Locked Tomb series)
Amity Blight (The Owl House)
Nico di Angelo (Percy Jackson)
Misty Quigley (Yellowjackets)
Arthur Lester (Malevolent)
Stiles Stilinski (Teen Wolf)
Melanie King (The Magnus Archives)
I will tag @borzoi-gf @lyraisnotonfire @do-not-be-lasagne @phomoemo @hereweareinthedark @the-scoreboard + open tags because I'm totally forgetting people
tysm for the tag!!! 7 faves from 7 fandoms (villains edition cuz ig i needed to make it harder for myself)
Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls)
Shego (Kim Possible)
Death (Puss in Boots)
Doofensmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)
Ice King (Adventure Time)
Jinx (Arcane)
Sieve (Infinity Train)
@wii-play-motion @ilovemysillylittleshows @nyx700 @optionalpeace @mugboy @forgo-me-not @the-aricher +open tags!!
(i dont usually tag this many people bc im terrified but i decided to do it this time idk)
(not gonna include rpf sorry dnp)
giles - buffy the vampire slayer
ava - hacks
martin blackwood - the magnus archives
mel king - the pitt
frankenstein’s creature - frankenstein
the 10th doctor - doctor who
rocky - project hail mary
(choosing who i wanted from buffy was so painful)
tags: @failureofchemistry @horse-twink @this-mutant-kid @xobean @ingydar-phan @em0dnp @aloysiusness @crochet-fairy-coven @fallbeforeyoufly @phomoemo @i-am-just-a-skeleton @amazingdylan @dansasterology @terriblyinf1uenced @weicecilia @crabstick @pokeybananas @spaceatticus @python-nebula
and anyone else who wants to join!!
ty for the tag :D
7 favourites!!!!
party poison - danger days/the killjoys
spiderpunk - the spiderverse
marina - splatoon
peridot - steven universe
rocky - project hail mary
sebastian - stardew valley
riju - the legend of zelda
no pressure tags: @ozzy-iz-a-phreak-xp @chewing-on-lead @the-eccentric-of-notre-dame @definitelyfrankiero @whimsicalgerardway @pepsicanzonthefloor @lyraisnotonfire and open :D
Wait this is so cool thank you for the tag
Seven favourites !!
Todd Anderson (dead poets society)
Tom Ripley (the talented mr Ripley)
Jet star (killjoys)
Holden Caulfield (the catcher in the rye)
Castiel (supernatural)
Morgana (Merlin)
Edgar (the lost boys)
I gotta go so @i-am-a-lazy-mess @isaacmustdie-1525 @makeyourwaytofreedom @m0nt3cr15t0 @czache78 @abandoned-sewer-rat @ everyone else I need to get ready
ty for the tag!
Seven faves
Rory Williams (doctor who)
Ianto Jones (Torchwood)
Giles (buffy the vampire slayer)
Mabel Pines (gravity falls)
Fun ghoul (killjoys)
Ryland Grace (project hail Mary)
Hooty (the owl house)
@thelocalidiot @laminatorman @lyraisnotonfire @tomasischasingdaylight @waywardstarz @p4perangel @artisticautisticstuff + anyone else I'm so sorry if I forgot you
Thank you for the tag :D
7 faves
Penny - the big bang theory
Jake - Brooklyn 99
Giles - buffy the vampire slayer
Bill cypher - gravity falls
Harvey - stardew valley
Chasing daylight - NOAHFINNCE
What you don’t see - the story so far
Tags: @lexi-effedup @soupy-soul0 @realtheweepydylanofficial @planetaryarty @theo-a-deux @pixelguy47 and open :D
thanks for the tag Tommy (can’t put Giles now rip) :DD
7 favourites:
Lestat - Interview with the Vampire
Anyanka - Buffy the Vampire slayer
Aoi Todo - Jujutsu Kaisen
Lenore - Castlevania
Loulan/shisui - Apothecary Diaries
The Hound/Sandor Clegane - Specifically GOT tv show
Laszlo Cravensworth - WWDITS tv show
very random mix of some stuff I like (I’m not necessarily in fandoms for all of these) but yeah
just know Giles and anya are tied for my fav I adore them both (fuckyouxander)
Tags! @lyraisnotonfire, @lexi-effedup, @attheendhello, @do-not-be-lasagne, @pixelguy47, @mrecury42, @becareful-tm, @murderous-beetroot. And Open!!
Thank you for the tag!
Seven faves
the twelfth doctor (doctor who)
peregrine took (lord of the rings)
Tanith low (skulduggery pleasant)
Nico do Angelo (Riordanverse)
Alec Lightwood (the mortal instruments)
Nancy Wheeler (stranger things)
Entrapta (she ra)
no pressure tags:
@sapphiccanadian @pixelguy47 @sky3rme @days-of-lenore @eml-21 @amazingamyisonfire + open tags!
Hehehe TANSK FOR THE TAGG
SEVEENNN
Aziraphale (Good omens)
Giles (Buffy The Vampire Slayer)
Fifteenth Doctor (Doctor Who)
Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
Gabe (Next Tor Normal)
Amanda (Smosh)
John Watson (Sherlock and Co)
(also caption is a good omens reference sndbsb)
No pressure tags :P
@starstruckaliensquid @a-live-anchovy @nyx700 @joelle2038 @child-of-frey + open tags!
tyty sky!!
7 favs 7 fandoms
yuji itadori (jjk)
light yagami (dn)
george russell (f1)
richie (the bear)
c!wilbur (dsmp) (shut up)
gareth (los campesinos!)
billy loomis (scream 1996)
dan and phil are NOT on this list because im not choosing between them ok.
no presh @frogg3catt @moonytoast-28 @were-not-all-doomed @futuristichideoutnightmare @a-human-beann + opennn!!
oh god my worst nightmare (jk)
seven faves from seven fandoms lesgoo
evan rosier - marauders
louis tomlinson - one direction
wylan van eck - six of crows
anthony janthony crowley - good omens
phroducers leila and emilia - phandom
jane su - one last stop casey mcquiston
chopin - fuckass shopping list rpf
no pressure tags: @eml-21 @moonandstarshangoutinbars @hollanov-addict28 @swiphchester8124 @ravenwordsx @randomlyachievedbrilliance + open!!!!!!!!
lore drop game!
got tagged by @elegantdeerbaran some time ago but i thought i was too basic for it, got tagged again yesterday by @darthdisasterous and now i feel i've got no choice lol
which one explains the most?
left handed
friends often think im neurodivergent
at 12 i hit a moving car when crossing the street and broke both my legs
got cancelled on twitter in 2022
facilitated my own mugging. so awkward about it the guys gave me back my things
npt @fictionalsimp09 @g1nob1 @can-we-focus @ciri-is-sapphic-72 @obvious-captain-rogers @robbysmotorcycle @theghostofclintbarton @heyfruitcake @icemav86
okay, this was pretty hard lol
what explains the most?
british (specifically english)
oldest "daughter"
spoke with my dad on the phone once a week for ~a year when my parents separated
my fav subject at school was maths and participated in many maths comps
everyone thinks i have autism
npt @mushroom-enby @spitefulwizard @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @poladroid @ravenwordsx + anyone else
which explains the most :3
heart problem* (read below)
at 13 i regularly dmed a 26 y/o guy on discord who also tried to voice call me
i'm a poet
at 10 quora was my main social media for some reason
i didnt know music other than celine dion & baby shark existed until ~9 y/o
the only things i watched during covid were gacha life & my story animated
oldest daughter syndrome
obsessed with harry potter from ages 8-12
unrestricted internet access as a kid
*: when i was a baby the doctors told me i had a hole in my heart and 1-2 years ago i had a surgery for it but halfway through they realized i didn't actually have it because they just assumed i had a heart problem except the only real proof pointing to that was how my ecg looks a bit weird for no reason so then i had to come to terms with the fact that i never had anything wrong with me at all
...i see now that i had a lot of interesting character development as a tween
npt @yourlocalchronicdaydreamer @kiraandhervibes @tsukiyostarr @keyboardsmas-hujvjllnhz @drowningbyloverslane @mik0is0bored @equippedtolove @moonandstarshangoutinbars @northwxrds @professor-geen-berries @arson-mushroom @marauding-almond @7975348473 @dramatic1nlyf @souperache @joyconehead @penaeus-monodon
that heart problem sounds insane and a complicated to live through raven
anyways
what explains the most
undiagnosed autism
french
oldest daughter (to lowkey abusive parents)
moved across 6 school by the age of 11
hip + knee problems
7 suicide attempts
painter + poet + musician
i got bullied at school and spent my lunches alone doing my homework for fun
tags!
@thekamikazepigeon @aash-the-fucking-question-mark @kiraandhervibes @drpeppercreamsodaa @snoopyinrainbows
what explains the most?
my 3 runaway attempts as a young child
eating disorder in 8th grade
i'm a poet
i almost fell thru the attic floor when I was 8
used to eat paint when I was younger
got autism diagnosis in 3rd grade but wasn't told till 5th grade
used to ship drarry (now it's jegulus)
girlsgogames was my favorite website during covid
@stardust-daydreamss @actually-wren @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @hardyharhar0 @aash-the-fucking-question-mark @vinylfawn @esarity11 @maliciouslittlewhiteboy hopefully i didn't forget anyone this time !!
to my moots/followers!!!
what explains the most about me............
was very religious in elementary. had rosaries/verses of the bible memorized
used to full on rip/bite pieces of my skin off whenever someone got mad at me
know shakespeare passages by heart but cant remember a single password
only had my dads playlists for road trips, so pretty much grew up on 50s rock
been hyperfixated on joan of arc for almost 10 years
wake up in the morning to sun bleached flies by ethel cain. no happiness today
tags: @esarity11, @cybrbat, @dessasink, @ziggyzoomer, @iluvstrawberriessomuch, @janiecakes13, @pandorastarr, @whimsywheeelah, @willes-stolensweater, @vivaciousmessypixie, @em0tionallymotionsick
ooh wait this is fun
what explains the most about me???
in first grade i punched another kids tooth out (ACCIDENT)
didn’t know str8 ppl existed till age 4 bc i had only gone to lesbian weddings
marching band nerd
american football FANATIC. i’m on my way to a stadium as we SPEAK
i have the worst enamel ever. in elementary school i had like 7 cavities
how to train your dragon is my favorite movie of all time
tags: @greycoloredhounds @withdevovotion @ziggyzoomer @byleriskillingme @miwinthealps @clleradin
OMGOMGOMG this is hilarious I love this
what explains the most about me?
grew up (and still live in) in deep south usa
had a LONG and extensive Harry potter phase
got canceled on stan twt like 4 times (dont ask...)
AuDHD
chronically ill
eldest daughter/sister
@berrycold @dessasink @electricalwiseheart @lycheeeejelly @moonywheeler
Omg this is fun thank you for the tag
Also @byleriskillingme we have a lot in common lmaooo
What explains the most about me?
Colorguard/band kid and yearbook editor in highschool
Hardcore dsmp stan in 2020/2021 lol
ADHD + OCD
Convinced myself I had a brain tumor in middle school but I was just v depressed
Oldest daughter
Grew up in/live in Deep South usa
Fairly restricted internet access as a kid w a bsf with no restrictions
Feel off a zipline as a kid and now have horrible back problems
🏷️ @cleradin7 @starshapedana @byersworlds @smallstarrybox @landofeternalsummer @banishedcleric +open
what explains the most abt me
grew up in a conservative family (still live with them)
went through a depressive episode while i spent a year away from my friends
studied in a private school (and still do)
dog allergie (i'm also a bit traumatized by dogs)
gave up on therapy after a whole year bc i hated my therapist
oldest daughter
several friends distanced themselves from me and my bsf bc we were 'too weird'
sanrio/hello kitty obsessed
wow, that's a lot stuff abt me lol, this was fun!
tags: @el7the7wise @figzzst4r @who-me-never14 @byleronewheat @yoursleepdemon
hmmm
what explains the most about me
im on steriods
i almost got kindapped as a young child and didnt tell anyone
i have a HORRBLIE immune system and get sick SO often
im on 13 diffrent medications
im allergic to EVERYTHIING
everyone ik thinks im autistic
i wasnt allowed youtube till i was 12
uhh im kinda boring so
@funkopop547 @b4dm00nr1s1ng @crepemew @zombiegrains @jazzering @chewing-on-lead @1nfinitesource @m1dnightdancer @twilight-does-stuff @froggie-is-currently-breathing @pewe7777 @holliewoodnot @whylee-wheeler @mj-rulesdaw0rld @nicointhecloset @ellietalkswaytoomuch @sourcarmellia @sootstar22 + anyone else
what explains about me
i HATE airplanes
am not allowed to be on social media including youtube
severe generalized anxiety disorder
left handed
watched brooklyn 99 over six times
been asked "are you a boy or girl" constantly since age 7
LOVE fiction podcasts
@kiwistarrrzz @starry-eyed-stag @not-new-jeans @amazingdylan @ang3l-ocean @sickkvalentine @pepsicanzonthefloor +openn :3
thanks for the tag!!!
explanations for my behaviour
I went to religious preschool (i did not believe in their god)
I live in Japan
"She's so mature for her age"
no pressure tags!
@lyraisnotonfire @einarisnotonfire @starless--city @amazingdylan @do-not-be-lasagne @garlicbreadmustdie +open tags!!
Thanks for the tag!
explanations for my behaviour
possible undiagnosed autism
I was that kid who read every book in the classroom library
I did extra math for years
I tried to read Anna Karenina when I was 8
No pressure tags:
@sapphiccanadian @pixelguy47 @days-of-lenore @eml @einarisnotonfire @sky3rme + open tags!
YAY TY FOR THE TAG
explainations for my behavior
my parents "unschooled" me
potentially undiagnosed ADHD and/or Autism
I grew up completely sheltered around religious people
had unrestricted internet access but didn't know how to use it until like 12yrs
I'm basically my mother's therapist
Is a theater kid (in mind but unfortunately not In practice smh)
No pressure tags 🫶
@starstruckaliensquid @a-live-anchovy @nyx700 @pepsicanzonthefloor @joelle2038 + open tags :]
LMFAO fun
why am i the way i am
got outed twice to my religious area
had a dsmp hyperfixation (NOT DREAM OKAY!!)
grew up watching the office
war & explosion
watched midsommar as my first wver horror movie at 11/12 years old
no presh @frogg3catt @moonytoast-28 @were-not-all-doomed @futuristichideoutnightmare @a-human-beann + opennn!! joinjoinjoin
sigh look who's here to lore drop on tumblr dot com
yep that explains it
brown kid with lesbian aunts and a trans bestie in a homophobic country
was a larrie from ages 10 to 13
my ex was a frat boy then a butch then an enby then a white girl and now a twink
committment issues/abandonment issues
had prophetic dreams as a kid
accidentally found a secret tunnel in the lil town she lived in for two years
peak peak LORE DUMP MOOTIES: @hollanov-addict28 @moonandstarshangoutinbars @starsofyearning @phanfiction-and-felt @eml-21 + open!!!!!!!!!
lore drop game!
got tagged by @elegantdeerbaran some time ago but i thought i was too basic for it, got tagged again yesterday by @darthdisasterous and now i feel i've got no choice lol
which one explains the most?
left handed
friends often think im neurodivergent
at 12 i hit a moving car when crossing the street and broke both my legs
got cancelled on twitter in 2022
facilitated my own mugging. so awkward about it the guys gave me back my things
npt @fictionalsimp09 @g1nob1 @can-we-focus @ciri-is-sapphic-72 @obvious-captain-rogers @robbysmotorcycle @theghostofclintbarton @heyfruitcake @icemav86
okay, this was pretty hard lol
what explains the most?
british (specifically english)
oldest "daughter"
spoke with my dad on the phone once a week for ~a year when my parents separated
my fav subject at school was maths and participated in many maths comps
everyone thinks i have autism
npt @mushroom-enby @spitefulwizard @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @poladroid @ravenwordsx + anyone else
which explains the most :3
heart problem* (read below)
at 13 i regularly dmed a 26 y/o guy on discord who also tried to voice call me
i'm a poet
at 10 quora was my main social media for some reason
i didnt know music other than celine dion & baby shark existed until ~9 y/o
the only things i watched during covid were gacha life & my story animated
oldest daughter syndrome
obsessed with harry potter from ages 8-12
unrestricted internet access as a kid
*: when i was a baby the doctors told me i had a hole in my heart and 1-2 years ago i had a surgery for it but halfway through they realized i didn't actually have it because they just assumed i had a heart problem except the only real proof pointing to that was how my ecg looks a bit weird for no reason so then i had to come to terms with the fact that i never had anything wrong with me at all
...i see now that i had a lot of interesting character development as a tween
npt @yourlocalchronicdaydreamer @kiraandhervibes @tsukiyostarr @keyboardsmas-hujvjllnhz @drowningbyloverslane @mik0is0bored @equippedtolove @moonandstarshangoutinbars @northwxrds @professor-geen-berries @arson-mushroom @marauding-almond @7975348473 @dramatic1nlyf @souperache @joyconehead @penaeus-monodon
that heart problem sounds insane and a complicated to live through raven
anyways
what explains the most
undiagnosed autism
french
oldest daughter (to lowkey abusive parents)
moved across 6 school by the age of 11
hip + knee problems
7 suicide attempts
painter + poet + musician
i got bullied at school and spent my lunches alone doing my homework for fun
tags!
@thekamikazepigeon @aash-the-fucking-question-mark @kiraandhervibes @drpeppercreamsodaa @snoopyinrainbows
what explains the most?
my 3 runaway attempts as a young child
eating disorder in 8th grade
i'm a poet
i almost fell thru the attic floor when I was 8
used to eat paint when I was younger
got autism diagnosis in 3rd grade but wasn't told till 5th grade
used to ship drarry (now it's jegulus)
girlsgogames was my favorite website during covid
@stardust-daydreamss @actually-wren @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @hardyharhar0 @aash-the-fucking-question-mark @vinylfawn @esarity11 @maliciouslittlewhiteboy hopefully i didn't forget anyone this time !!
to my moots/followers!!!
what explains the most about me............
was very religious in elementary. had rosaries/verses of the bible memorized
used to full on rip/bite pieces of my skin off whenever someone got mad at me
know shakespeare passages by heart but cant remember a single password
only had my dads playlists for road trips, so pretty much grew up on 50s rock
been hyperfixated on joan of arc for almost 10 years
wake up in the morning to sun bleached flies by ethel cain. no happiness today
tags: @esarity11, @cybrbat, @dessasink, @ziggyzoomer, @iluvstrawberriessomuch, @janiecakes13, @pandorastarr, @whimsywheeelah, @willes-stolensweater, @vivaciousmessypixie, @em0tionallymotionsick
ooh wait this is fun
what explains the most about me???
in first grade i punched another kids tooth out (ACCIDENT)
didn’t know str8 ppl existed till age 4 bc i had only gone to lesbian weddings
marching band nerd
american football FANATIC. i’m on my way to a stadium as we SPEAK
i have the worst enamel ever. in elementary school i had like 7 cavities
how to train your dragon is my favorite movie of all time
tags: @greycoloredhounds @withdevovotion @ziggyzoomer @byleriskillingme @miwinthealps @clleradin
OMGOMGOMG this is hilarious I love this
what explains the most about me?
grew up (and still live in) in deep south usa
had a LONG and extensive Harry potter phase
got canceled on stan twt like 4 times (dont ask...)
AuDHD
chronically ill
eldest daughter/sister
@berrycold @dessasink @electricalwiseheart @lycheeeejelly @moonywheeler
Omg this is fun thank you for the tag
Also @byleriskillingme we have a lot in common lmaooo
What explains the most about me?
Colorguard/band kid and yearbook editor in highschool
Hardcore dsmp stan in 2020/2021 lol
ADHD + OCD
Convinced myself I had a brain tumor in middle school but I was just v depressed
Oldest daughter
Grew up in/live in Deep South usa
Fairly restricted internet access as a kid w a bsf with no restrictions
Feel off a zipline as a kid and now have horrible back problems
🏷️ @cleradin7 @starshapedana @byersworlds @smallstarrybox @landofeternalsummer @banishedcleric +open
what explains the most abt me
grew up in a conservative family (still live with them)
went through a depressive episode while i spent a year away from my friends
studied in a private school (and still do)
dog allergie (i'm also a bit traumatized by dogs)
gave up on therapy after a whole year bc i hated my therapist
oldest daughter
several friends distanced themselves from me and my bsf bc we were 'too weird'
sanrio/hello kitty obsessed
wow, that's a lot stuff abt me lol, this was fun!
tags: @el7the7wise @figzzst4r @who-me-never14 @byleronewheat @yoursleepdemon
hmmm
what explains the most about me
im on steriods
i almost got kindapped as a young child and didnt tell anyone
i have a HORRBLIE immune system and get sick SO often
im on 13 diffrent medications
im allergic to EVERYTHIING
everyone ik thinks im autistic
i wasnt allowed youtube till i was 12
uhh im kinda boring so
@funkopop547 @b4dm00nr1s1ng @crepemew @zombiegrains @jazzering @chewing-on-lead @1nfinitesource @m1dnightdancer @twilight-does-stuff @froggie-is-currently-breathing @pewe7777 @holliewoodnot @whylee-wheeler @mj-rulesdaw0rld @nicointhecloset @ellietalkswaytoomuch @sourcarmellia @sootstar22 + anyone else
what explains about me
i HATE airplanes
am not allowed to be on social media including youtube
severe generalized anxiety disorder
left handed
watched brooklyn 99 over six times
been asked "are you a boy or girl" constantly since age 7
LOVE fiction podcasts
@kiwistarrrzz @starry-eyed-stag @not-new-jeans @amazingdylan @ang3l-ocean @sickkvalentine @pepsicanzonthefloor +openn :3
thanks for the tag!!!
explanations for my behaviour
I went to religious preschool (i did not believe in their god)
I live in Japan
"She's so mature for her age"
no pressure tags!
@lyraisnotonfire @einarisnotonfire @starless--city @amazingdylan @do-not-be-lasagne @garlicbreadmustdie +open tags!!
Thanks for the tag!
explanations for my behaviour
possible undiagnosed autism
I was that kid who read every book in the classroom library
I did extra math for years
I tried to read Anna Karenina when I was 8
No pressure tags:
@sapphiccanadian @pixelguy47 @days-of-lenore @eml @einarisnotonfire @sky3rme + open tags!
YAY TY FOR THE TAG
explainations for my behavior
my parents "unschooled" me
potentially undiagnosed ADHD and/or Autism
I grew up completely sheltered around religious people
had unrestricted internet access but didn't know how to use it until like 12yrs
I'm basically my mother's therapist
Is a theater kid (in mind but unfortunately not In practice smh)
No pressure tags 🫶
@starstruckaliensquid @a-live-anchovy @nyx700 @pepsicanzonthefloor @joelle2038 + open tags :]
LMFAO fun
why am i the way i am
got outed twice to my religious area
had a dsmp hyperfixation (NOT DREAM OKAY!!)
grew up watching the office
war & explosion
watched midsommar as my first wver horror movie at 11/12 years old
no presh @frogg3catt @moonytoast-28 @were-not-all-doomed @futuristichideoutnightmare @a-human-beann + opennn!! joinjoinjoin

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its so cute how people still ship patrochilles like we've been writing fanfiction about them since at least 800 BC
17 years of friendship
phil my love, this doesn't mean excited!...
i’ll never get over dan trying a dip he likes, thinking oh this is the best thing ever, these ingredients were meant to be combined, delicious food i’m tingly, quick what do i compare this to. oh right… me and phil 🥰
what the actual fuck what is wrong with them. evil men
https://x.com/i/status/2071556195152708062
oh fuck offffff

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ok but i love the fact that dan and phil have claimed the phrase hard launch for themselves
your favourite celebrity announced a relationship but you can’t find the post so google the hard launch? too bad, here’s those youtubers you watched in 2014
your chronically offline friend wants to find out the definition and googles it? here’s a weekly male podcast by two guys very clearly in a relationship talking about piss and world events
such a popular phrase is now fully claimed by dan and phil and i can almost guarantee you that whenever you see a post with the phrase hard launch in the caption there will be a phannie in the replies
time after time ✧.*