ruh roh raggy

the latest chapter (i publish a new one every sunday) is 6,800 words and it's called Love Story and given that this is a webnovel about wizards hurting each other very very badly you can safely assume that the Love Story goes Great and Wonderfully :)

i just wrote the last scene of the current arc and it made me cry. fuck with me

i do think the negative interpretations of "im probably nonbinary but i have a job right now" are kind of reaching. it's obviously a waste of time to theorize the op's intended meaning, so instead i think it's better to recognize how the phrase can be a useful framing device to criticize how much of a fucking hassle it is to get gendered correctly. "but i have a job" e.g. will face discrimination that could threaten livelihood; e.g. don't have the mental bandwidth to explain gender to others; e.g. don't have the time and energy for the soul-searching necessary to confirm. all three of these are labor issues. yes you could interpret it as "but being nonbinary isn't important enough to worry about", despite that being a blatantly bad-faith read. it's more useful to interpret it as "but being publicly nonbinary requires a lot of social effort that, in many cultural contexts, will create more problems that you can't afford to deal with". like cmon it's a really good jumping off point for productive conversations about queer labor rights

Alright tell me in the tags, what’s Your Poem? That poem you heard once and it has dwelt within you ever since?

What if kitties had a festival called kitties festival

And all of the kitties had to go so you had to help them pack a little bag with coins a toy and lunch if they are not going to buy it at the kitties festival

Dead wife but it's a flashback to an amazing sandwich you had 3 years ago

How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags, inquiring minds want to know

i got more teeth. my mom just put in deer teeth from hunting trips alongside the money. In her words they were paying me for exchanging my human teeth for their strange, fairy teeth so they could look normal and prettier.

being 24 is really not It.

another idea for how reviews should work: you're strapped to a chair with two IVs, and every bad review sends a little pump of that blue euthanasia juice for dogs into your left arm, and every good review sends a little pump of jones cream soda into your right arm

outfits for immanentizing the eschaton

it is absolutely hilarious when a transphobic detransitioner starts saying things like “you’re lying to yourself” and “you’re confused” to trans people. honey. I could say something and you wouldn’t like it. I will say gender is a journey and you turned on the wrong exit and are now trying to block people from turning onto that exit even though they know their destination and you did not. you could have found a spot to turn around and politely gotten back on the right road like a normal detransitioner but you have no idea what you want so you are blocking traffic and yelling in the street.

Everyone gets the benefit of the doubt once when it comes to bringing about the end of the world; it's actually very reasonable to fail to anticipate the literal apocalypse. However, and this is key, one only gets the benefit of the doubt once. Ending the world a second time is all on you.