ran off the rails 2 hyperfixations ago

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

Rip laerryn coramar-seelie you would've loved the phrase "skill issue"

i obviouslyyyy want a fuil s2 of cloudward ho as much as the next b*tch and we can all dream about the torsewellitude of it all but tbh at this point i genuinely think the most perfect way for it to become canon would be for murph and brennan, in a cloho-based live show, to just already have max and torse referring to each other as Dating or Partners or mentioning moments of their shared life or whatever with zero explanation as though their getting together had occurred between the end of s1 and whatever the timeline of the live show is. and to not tell anyone else and just act like this was totally normal common knowledge

how do I explain to people that I genuinely and with 100% sincerity think that the greatest love story in all of fiction is a 6.5 minute dnd podcast monologue about a character named barry bluejeans and his hot elf girlfriend playing music and holding hands

“here there be gerblins” is like what if you couldn’t save everyone. “petals to the metal” is like what if the love was there and it couldn’t save everyone but the love was still there. “crystal kingdom” is like what if the love was there and it couldn’t save everyone and it actually made things worse but the love was there. “the eleventh hour” is like what if love started all of this but you couldn’t save everyone (you couldn’t save everyone (you couldn’t save everyone (you couldn’t save everyone (you couldn’t save everyone (you could save everyone))))). “stolen century” is like what if you could try again (what if there was love) (what if you could try again).

SO excited to watch the new game changer tomorrow cause its one of the first episodes where I skimmed the tag and still have absolutely NO IDEA what's happening. like ifys entering some distinct layer of grant-o'brien themed hell. sam is wenis-ing alone despite the fact there is more than twice as many contestants as usual. every post I've seen is calling it a more intense version of escape the green room, the episode where they trapped three people in an escape room against their will. the episode's called count the rice. what could they possibly be trying to accomplish.

catherine is hopefully going to become the new demi (dropout’s up-and-coming superstar), which works because demi is on his way to becoming the new brennan (in everything yet still can’t win one damn time, sam has him on speed dial), and that also works because brennan is somewhere out there playing ten games of dungeons and dragons at once

i'm finally getting caught up on cr4 e31 and man. the clear influences of the player's real life culture in their characters (and in the worldbuilding in brennan's case) is amazing and adds such a richness. like thaisha is so clearly influenced by like. black american folk culture Especially with the orcish revolutionaries. idk if liam is irish but he's at least running with a lot of the irish american working class stuff brennan injected into the world in terms of the hal and the culture of the round. and azune's whole bit about not having anyone to speak his native language to and his disconnect to his own identity (diaspora narrative). i Love when real world cultures are reflected in fiction it's so good.