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i really like when mind controlled characters snap out of it because they dont wanna hurt someone important to them. its so good. the red sauce of media that makes me almost hurt my best friend but not even red sauce could make me do that.
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movie yapper scale (HOME movies we're not being public menaces)
0- NO talking during movie NONE. i will kill you
1- a couple comments but keep it short. no pausing
2- frequently points out little stuff ("ooh cool shirt", "are they stupid")
3- i will pause occasionally to have brief discussions about the movie
4- frequently discussing movie stuff. might talk over dialogue occasionally
5- it's just nonstop. can't enjoy the film if im not engaging with it!!
depends on who im watching with / depends on the movie
not a movie watcher
I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service
Sorry for sexualizing the old man. It will continue to happen.
thinking about Shane's first pride night with the Centaurs ;u;
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His tomato🍅
when i was a kid my Getting To Sleep technique was visualizing a child-sized shriveled up mummy with big piercing eyes that would stand silhouetted in the doorway & stare at me & probably attack if i so much as opened my eyes after getting into bed & this technique caused me to develop a lifelong nighttime-induced paranoia & it still takes me 2 hours to fall asleep. so i wouldnt recommend that
not all cages have bars.
who up perceiving and reacting to stimulus
That is. a great username. The first thing I saw upon opening tumblr. Thank you.
Woah. They weren’t kidding organisms will perceive and react to stimulus.
i think ilya would sometimes use the stupidest things to ragebait shane like one night ilya sees their cens hoodies that have their numbers hanging up in their closet and he says something about how 2 times 4 is 8 so those cancel out and then ilya still has a 1 which is why he's number 1 and that's why he's the best hockey player duh and shane gets unbelievably ragebaited by that. and then they fuck about it. obviously.
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Say it again in russian please...
it’s so hard for me to not doxx myself every single day btw. my oversharer’s spirit is being stifled by internet safety
5 0 Y E A R S A G O
cats always step precisely on your most sensitive areas when theyre crawling on you lovingly for cuddles. bladder dick ovaries boobs stomach bruise it doesnt matter. they have homing devices on their paws for the exact area you’re most tender at the moment and they put their full weight into that step. and sometimes they might keep their stance midstride so theyre just standing there forever forcing you to endure the pain. because they are simply too cute to get mad at
Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.
When we bought our car, I told Sean to let me handle it. I walked in and said "We have X for a down payment and cannot pay more than Y in monthly payments." My Y number had some leeway, but I didn't mention that.
First thing the sales guy did after I laid down the rules was turn to Sean and go, "What's your number?" And Sean said. "Oh, no, you negotiate with Gayle."
So, strike one for the sales guy. Could not divide and conquer us by implying THE MAN would not surprised at what I laid down.
Sales guy then had to confer with his manager and left us at his desk for several minutes. I have a vague recollection (this was 16 years ago) of Sean and I amusing ourselves doing bits about the other people there to look at cars. I am sure we did not give off the stressed or nervous energy they were hoping for.
Guy comes back. His first offer is fifty dollars a month more than I told him we could pay. I looked at him and said "I gave you our upper limit."
"Well, but what's another 50 bucks a month?"
"Something I can't afford."
He didn't know what to do with my open and unashamed admittal that I had a budget because my money was finite.
He went back to talk to the manager again.
It took two more rounds of "I told you what I can afford" before he finally came back 20 bucks under what I'd stated as my max.
The trick to resisting high-stress sales tactics is doing the math at home, knowing exactly what you can afford, and then walking into the room and stating that number minus 15%. Then refusing to budge from that number. Never, ever, meet then where they want. Always meet them where you want. Because at the end of the day, you can walk away and go somewhere else and say "I told the people at Z what my terms were, and they refused to work with me. Here are my terms. Meet them, and you make a sale today."
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if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time
Herding sheep, looking after kids, and playing healer in videogames: every day you're surprised of the sheer innovative genius of how they'll find the most inconvenient goddamn places just outside your reach to get hurt or put themselves in lethal danger.
Isn’t this sheep in real life?
Children in real life also.
It. It literally did. That was literally precisely the point.
I have no idea how the hell I could possibly express myself more clearly.
The humble Oxford comma
IT'S LITERALLY RIGHT THERE.
#you can understand op by using your brain
