MOST ARDENTLY

Oh we're all feeling this one aren't we?

castiel crazy for asking dean 'what were you dreaming about' while sitting on the bed turning slowly eyes wide enough to swallow a man up like what do you want me to say i was dreaming about your cock man is that what you wanted to hear mr pretty face boy i was dreaming about sodomy with you

#the beauty of tumblr is that any new show i start i'm able to say oh that's my friend. from gif.

My personal favorite is starting a new show I saw on Tumblr and realizing friend from gif is not the main character, or even a major supporting character. Who are these people and where is my friend?

(Making small talk) yeah I’ve been having some new and intriguing stomach issues lately

I hope my weird speech and awkward walk and nervous mannerisms are attractive to you

'old friend' is about the homosexualest thing you can call somebody. you might as well be fingering them

service industry conditions

a lot of things get on my nerves. im constantly annoyed. and i also have a deep love of humanity and the world but everything is really annoying

[girl who would like to take a break from being a person voice] yeah no I'm just a little tired today